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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828
| Subject: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:53 am | |
| I have explosive diarrhoea. I think there's a bug going round, or maybe it could be that I drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night. The thing is, I feel like I've eaten an entire box of Whiskas last night. My question is;
WHY THE FUCK IS THE TOILET THE ROOM WITH THE BEST ACOUSTICS IN THE HOUSE? I live in a bone-quiet place full of crashing bores who actually prefer reading to cool stuff like listening to music or watching telly. The only sound I hear is my mum leafing through her Maeve Binchy garbage, so I'm pretty sure that she can also hear me when I'm defecating. Thunderously. It sounded like I was trying to get the last dregs of Fairy Liquid out of a bottle, only with massive reverb. I suppose I could've pretended I was washing the dishes in there, and flushed them down the lavatory after I'd finished.
Oh yeah, and I was there so long that I started brushing my teeth whilst shitting. Who says men can't multi-task? Well, me for one, cos I drooled a big load of toothpaste right into the arse of my pants. Good news for me in a way, cos now my bottom is minty fresh, but my mum's gonna think something's up when she sees white stains in the back of my pants. | |
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 38 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:31 am | |
| LOL
you are fucked up....... you really are | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:40 am | |
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 38 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:43 am | |
| is that what the psychiatrist said? | |
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alecs Peon
Number of posts : 205 Age : 34 Points : 0
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:49 am | |
| What's your dad up to these days ? Snow Patrol days are over | |
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Fuckpencil Right Hand of Doom
Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:02 am | |
| You're a very witty guy and a good writer. You could make a living from these qualities (and also the drawing). It would take a lot of administrative application and self-discipline, mind. You'd require those qualities as well. | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:23 am | |
| - alecs wrote:
- What's your dad up to these days ? Snow Patrol days are over
LOL! I'd forgotten about that. Not sure what my dad listens to nowadays, but I know that what he expects me to listen to is his endless gasbagging about the importance of employment. I'll get a job when I FUCKING WELL FEEL LIKE IT. If he thinks that's a bad attitude, it's his fault for being such a mediocre father. He SHOULD'VE GONE TO FUCKING SPECSAVERS!!!! There, I said it. - Fuckpencil wrote:
- You're a very witty guy and a good writer. You could make a living from these qualities (and also the drawing). It would take a lot of administrative application and self-discipline, mind. You'd require those qualities as well.
That's very kind of you to say, but as you've probably guessed, I haven't an ounce of the latter qualities. Also, I'm not quite sure who in their right minds would pay me to hear about my diarrhoea. | |
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 38 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:43 am | |
| you should combine your skills of writing and sketching and make a comicbook... | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:50 am | |
| I think my humour is a bit too puerile, even for comics. Unleeeess.....how about a superhero....with diarrhoea??? The most useless superhero of all-time! Diarrhoea's so debilitating, it's a wonder it isn't used more in warfare. Give the enemy diarrhoea. Literally. Fill loads of water balloons with the stuff. I'm pretty sure I'd be more scared of that than a real bomb. | |
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 38 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: Hey ladies ;) Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:11 am | |
| I was at a comicbook festival (fastival, Jason, not convention!!!) and a lot of the comics there were about toilet humour and stupid things... and they were much less enteraining than what I just read.... maybe it's just Israelis, though, that enjoy these comicbooks... | |
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