The send B3ni IRL mail competition

PM me for my address.

Best letter wins a fiver

Via pay pal

*starts scribbling*

Is there any deadline?

It has to be at my house, before the next time I get paid, two weeks I think.

Gotcha. PM me your real address over then.

*is only replying on 'ere to stimulate convo*

It's in your inbox.

Penpen used to send me IRL mail for some reason :S

Paper-cybering? Bit oldskool.

Yeah that's what I thought, she had a boyfriend and the lot. Rofl. I miss Helenetta.

Did she mail you too? Or just cyber?

She'd probably get a nailing.

Penpen...what a twat.

She was just on net

I invited her here.

IRL IRC makes you feel so leet.

I sent Lebowski some IRL mail just yesterday

I can imagine you sendi9ng a lot of IRL mail, also I can imagine, you wrighting with a pen and bottle of ink.

Correct on both counts.

I used to send Blackbat lots of things when I was in Sunderland. Gummibear pencil cases, chocolate footballs, that sort of thing. I just used to keep my eye out of little things that made me laugh.

I once sent him a pack of Haribo Goldbears (his favourite) until he pointed out that the postage cost was more than the sweets themselves.

h0h0h0 how romantic.

You should have sent him flumps instead

A BIG TUB OF 'EM!

I think you could probably squash a flum to under 5mm then send it with 32p postage. How much is a flum these days?

Up here's they're flumps.

I'd guess 2p for a single flump.

Oh, that means only 6.25% of the money was spent wisely.

BUMP

Bring up my post

Why did I overlook this? Is it too late to enter?

No

PM me that bad boy then.

You've got mail

NO U... soon.