Turkey worries.

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Mother said she popped in sainsburys today and they had some turkeys....for around the £50 mark....

Are turkeys going to be mega expensive this year?

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:35 am

Euwww turkey. Maybe she was talking about a large one.

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No, this was the general area.

Good job I never had you round at christmas time...

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Maybe she meant the Country.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:37 am

Duck is the way to go.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:37 am

turkey just tastes like tougher, drier chicken. get a chicken.

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I agree that Chicken is better but a change is nice once every 12 months or so.

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Do you call your Mum Mother? Are you Timothy Lumsden?

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:38 am

With breadsauce. I have a massive love of breadsauce.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:39 am

I don't mean duck with breadsauce, that would just be wrong, I mean chicken.

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No.

My mums good at cooking turkey, and stuffing doesn't taste right unless its come out of a turkeys arse, and then theres the bacon off its back....YUM!

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tinkapeel wrote:: Do you call your Mum Mother? Are you Timothy Lumsden?

Only when I want to be patronising.

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Christmas sucks. I'm going to kill myself. Bye

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:40 am

I fucking hate stuffing.

I'm trying not to make a joke.

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Why are you wanting to patronise her for going to Sainsburys.

If it's expensive. Get chicken. End of.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:41 am

Oh, Bryn!

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tinkapeel wrote:: Why are you wanting to patronise her for going to Sainsburys.

If it's expensive. Get chicken. End of.

NO TURKEY, GTFO.

Nigella would slap you tink...slap you hard.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:41 am

Turkey is so pedestrian.

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I'd let Nigella slap my bottom.

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:42 am

*snorts*

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Eve wrote:: Turkey is so pedestrian.

'Course it is. It's dead.

Live within your means Hippo. Everyone else does.

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You really are becoming a right pervert sena....

Subject: Re: Turkey worries. Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:43 am

Oh god, I'm hungry

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tinkapeel wrote:

Eve wrote:: Turkey is so pedestrian.

'Course it is. It's dead.

Live within your means Hippo. Everyone else does.

Mum doesn't do christmas half arsed, and I'm hardly going to complain.

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She'd be wearing black lace underwear and a Santa hat.

» Tiredhippo's phantablous karoke, turkey jerking, lime grating, bag of hodown.