Good Morning Forks

I think we need a good morning thread on here?

How is everybody today?

Today was the first morning since I have lived in Tickhill, that I have had cereal for breakfast.

this is a momentous occasion. what beer did you accompany it with?

Strangely none this morning, I had my last bottle of batemans combined harvest last night, so I don't have my usualu morning pick me up, I need to purchase some more on the way home from work tonight.

i remembered that Co-Op's own fairtrade honey beer is way too watery for my tastes just a little bit too late last night. stupid impulse buy.

Fucking shit. Fuck the morning. Fuck it.

Honeyed beers all ways get my fist pumping to be fair. I wish I had time to write a report on my London train spotter trip, I want to see if I was near you at all, it gets my fist pumping to think I was near your presence, as well.

I feel good, I've just had my first cup of tea since Sunday, I've been deprived since then

HI GONCH! YOU SEEM CHIRPY! HI 'LOW.

fist pump? can you rephrase that please? Honeydew is the bee's bollocks, btw. Waggledance is a bit rubbish. i had a nice maple beer by Hyde's not long ago. that was really nice and they do a honey one too so that might be worth a try.

At college I have told the president I want Yorkshire tea available, he laughed at me, I then said this empire was built on tea, he walked away.

The fist pump was there on purpose

I think I have had that maple one, I'm a bit of a maple syrup fan boy.

before we continue, is a fist pump a good thing?

tea also started a war. remember that.

Yes, very good, maybe not so for you though. They do Shit-g tips, but not a quality tea.

i don't get the national obsession with tea. i'd rather suck the piece of glass embedded in my finger out.

Tea is a tasty brew, and is at it's nicest when it burns your mouth, just slightly.

Also, somebody who disagrees with onions is in no position to comment.

i disagree.

you make it sound like i pick arguments with bulb vegetables.

i've just found an album called "Teaism: Music Inspired By The Art And Culture Of Tea"

it seems i may have to back down.

I may try and steal that tonight.

O Goncho wrote:

Fucking shit. Fuck the morning. Fuck it.

so it seems gonch is not a morning person...

Not during the mornings I should have slept through, no.

Morning forks, back on the toast this morning

i had toast with jam on.

Mine was with butter, I think that butter is one of the best no fried toast toppings.

i had butter as well. brown bread, if youre interested.

Me too, I have gone off white a lot lately.

the only thing you have to have white with is a corned beef or bacon butty. it's just not the same otherwise.