The last text you recieved....

"Colin how do u call when u can't feel hand or leg. Is it "namb"?"

Ahahaha!

:-D I had to ring him and tell him the word.

LOL

"New Voice mail recieved. Call 123 to listen..."

From Wade:

"Lol stil man that must of topped tha nite off perfectly!"

That Wade sounds a smart chap.

He's a fucking nightmare for awful texting. He's actually a fucking nightmare for a lot of things come to think of it.

"Hey x".

Someone must've mixed your number up with Xzibit's.

Genuine lol.

Really? Wow. One man's shit is another man's.....Sherlock? Is that a saying?

' ¿Quien estás tratando de volverse locos con, Ese? ¿No sabes que soy loco?'

¡Ay ay ay!

Person - 'Sit on my huge, thick dick..'

CHeT - 'Nuhuh.'


Person - 'Do it now, bitch!'





Hahahahaha...

He must be desperate....

'does it make a teddy mine if i wipe my dick on it?'

my last text was "Hehe just saw pauline quirk on our road, we're famous now then!" xXx

'Sarah dumped me.'

Neil having a moan about his lot:

"Yeah i guess. Maybe if all the big 4 (we're still big 4 right) play like this wkend we'll look less crap. Or maybe not."

We might have been bad, but not quite horrendous enough to ease his woes, I doubt.

Good old Neil.

Whoa oh dancing on the ceiling . . . really is difficult x

'A favour, a favour, a favour. A favour is what I ask of you, my dear. A favour not so that it would leave a bitter flavour. Between you and I. Something easy. But not greasy. So you don't think it's sly. Would that be fly? All I ask is that you help I find BobSparkkle a nice font, so he in turn can shimmer and sparkle. So what say you Ms. Koshal? Would that be cool - are we kosher?'

" Press release: New celebrity reality TV series, starring Natasha Richardson, Wendy Richards and Jade goody. 'I'm in a cemetery, get me out of here!'"

"kill a Goth for me"

2 years since the last post in this thread, happy anniversary.