The "Something That isn't About Paedophilia" Thread"

This is destined to fail.

I bought a 40p paper the other day and got a free road map worth £10.99, how strange is that!! Why would a student want a free road map!

Depends if ollie returns to the boards.

Fancy going down to the graveyard for some necrophillia?

you prefer children.


I worked out my house mates are lesbo's. they stroke each other and everything.

Thats good for them!

but bad for me as they dyke it up in all the rooms that are communal thus hogging them while they grease it up.

laynestaleyfan wrote:

you prefer children.

*points at title*

Oh right, that wouldn't be so good, they should at least clean up after themselves

the cunts complain that i leave a mess everywhere every time i bitch that they do.

Hows the cancer?

Oh, will you two shut up already, this is getting insanely boring.

I want to know!

I'm worried about him =(

PS...don't do 'we' with this shit.

i collect boxes

I used to collect the beano and dandy.

i also collect final fantasy figures

Spoiler:

I collect soaps, stones, and things that are small, but shouldn't be.

(in b4 small penis joke)

tiredhippo wrote:

Depends if ollie returns to the boards.

Fancy going down to the graveyard for some necrophillia?

He was on msn today (L)

AceCombat wrote:

I collect soaps, stones, and things that are small, but shouldn't be.

(in b4 small penis joke)

Like most peoples necks?

soaps? ya poof.

i used to collect dust caps but i'm too old to go out pinching them now.

tiredhippo wrote:

AceCombat wrote:

I collect soaps, stones, and things that are small, but shouldn't be.

(in b4 small penis joke)

Like most peoples necks?

That's not small, that's short. Besides, I think most people would agree that a long neck is preferable to short one.

What about the last time you had sex, that was evil occasion.

There was no no consent there, was there?

I am saying you to sir, are a raper