What did Sol Campbell say when he joined Portsmouth?

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"Hehehe. Thanks for signin' me, 'arry."

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I don't get it.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

He looks like Frank Bruno.

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What did Frank Bruno say when he was making vegetable stew?
Knorr what I mean, carrots?

Is Knorr used for such things? It hardly matters, as the joke doesn't work on any level anyway.

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I don't get it either. Harry Redknapps not at Portsmouth anymore...

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Oh dan....your idiocy knows no limits.

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tiredhippo wrote:: Oh dan....your idiocy knows no limits.

Okay then, you explain the joke, I bet you don't get it either!!

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You're supposed to be the football fan you mental retard.

Which manager signed sol to portsmouth you utter prat, I hate football and I know that ffs.

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Was it Colonel Tom Jerkins?

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tiredhippo wrote:: You're supposed to be the football fan you mental retard.

Which manager signed sol to portsmouth you utter prat, I hate football and I know that ffs.

Well I'm sorry I don't remember every single bit of footballing history!! The jokes nearly 3 years out of date, I'm not a footballing encyclopedia!! So fuck off!!!

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I KNOWQ NOTHING ABPOT FOOTBALL AND I KNOW THAT.

YOU GO TO FOOTBALL GAMES FFS.

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tiredhippo wrote:: I KNOWQ NOTHING ABPOT FOOTBALL AND I KNOW THAT.

YOU GO TO FOOTBALL GAMES FFS.

Do I go to Portsmouth games? No, no I don't.

Do I care about Portsmouth or Sol Campbell? No, no I don't.

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You're the biggest idiot the board has ever seen.

What did I say dan...I don't like football at all, and I knew that...therefore a football fan should know it regardless of what team he likes.

You knew that Harry wasn't the portsmouth manager any more didn't you.

You're so stupid it defies logic.

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tiredhippo wrote:: You're the biggest idiot the board has ever seen.

What did I say dan...I don't like football at all, and I knew that...therefore a football fan should know it regardless of what team he likes.

You knew that Harry wasn't the portsmouth manager any more didn't you.

You're so stupid it defies logic.

I'm not a football fan, I'm interested in my own football team and have limited knowledge about others. I don't remember claiming otherwise.

I'm not stupid I just don't remember transfers from 3 years ago which I don't care about.

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No dan, you are stupid on an EPIC level.

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tiredhippo wrote:: No dan, you are stupid on an EPIC level.

I hope you die soon!!

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Join the queue, you epic idiot.

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tiredhippo wrote:: Join the queue, you epic idiot.

Don't you feel bad that there is a queue? A long list of people who'd rather you were dead? Doesn't it make you feel bad inside when you think and reflect on things?

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Nope.

The worlds greatest men had rather big enemy lists, it just shows I'm going to become a historic icon XD

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tiredhippo wrote:: Nope.

The worlds greatest men had rather big enemy lists, it just shows I'm going to become a historic icon XD

Who do you include in this list of the worlds greatest men?

clue: theyre all wrestlers.

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And warlords.

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tiredhippo wrote:: And warlords.

Warlords are generally not considered great men, especially not in the worlds greatest men list.

Pick a scientist or a diplomat or a statesman or something!

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Name a few yourself, dan....

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Paul Danan.