The Want Thread

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:01 pm

It have the arse hole shape with speed bumps in the middle, in an oriental skin colour

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

What's the one of the far left, a fleshlight piggy bank?

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:12 pm

that is the discreet, ideal for the traveling man

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

i'd rather do bad things to this

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metal

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:23 pm

what is that?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Looks like a cross between a plectrum and a set of bathroom scales.

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:30 pm

maybe it shows you how heavy your music is.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

bantha_fodder+ wrote:: maybe it shows you how heavy your music is.

Or what scale you're on...

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:39 pm

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

I know. It was an F Major.

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:45 pm

was that another joke?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:50 pm

should i have got it?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Not unless you know what musical scales are.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

I've just realised what I really want, something that's been sorely missing from my life since school (IN B4 SEX JOKE AND ANYWAY THE JOKE'S ON YOU COZ I NEVER HAD SEX IN MY SCHOOL YEARS SO HA HA) - a fat friend. I mean, I've already got overweight friends but they're rubbish and boring, what I want is one of them proper fat bastards that waddle about in Hawaiian shirts with like cake all over their face and stuff. I think that'd be awesome. Someone who gets out of breath lifting a slab of cheese. Would that be fun? Maybe that's a bit too far. But I'd like a fat party monster pl0x.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Oh yeah: MUST HAVE OWN TRANSPORT. I don't like having fatties in my car, I think it wastes petrol, something I'm almost psychotically obsessed with. I have to think twice before letting my own fat arse in the car, and I'm the driver. Actually, I don't want my fatty to have his own car, I'd rather he took the bus, and ruined everyone's time with his ruddy-faced out-of-breath seat-hogging antics.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

I've changed my mind again; I don't want a fatty at all anymore, it's just too much hassle. Hold on....did I even sleep last night? I don't remember.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

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"WAT IZ DISS FRUIT U SPEK OF?"

Subject: Re: The Want Thread Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:04 am

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:: Oh yeah: MUST HAVE OWN TRANSPORT. I don't like having fatties in my car, I think it wastes petrol, something I'm almost psychotically obsessed with. I have to think twice before letting my own fat arse in the car, and I'm the driver. Actually, I don't want my fatty to have his own car, I'd rather he took the bus, and ruined everyone's time with his ruddy-faced out-of-breath seat-hogging antics.

theres clearly only one mode of transport for your fatty, bryn:

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