What do you want for christmas?

i would like a date with natalie portman or wii fit

a pony.

You want a date with wii fit?

Odd man.

im going horse riding before christmas

Ummmm ahhh ummm, 22 or a 20 inch corset.

You're supposed to measure your waist then take off 5 inches for a corset, apparently.

will you steal me a pony when you go?

I know, Blackbat. I know. Duh.

Just trying to help. Sowwy.

Protip: Stop trying to be a know it all about everything.

tiredhippo wrote:

Protip: Stop trying to be a know it all about everything.

"Protip". *snigger*

I can't even remember what I put in my list...

Next up, blackbat goes "awwww" or "you make me chuckle".

NO! ducky i'll hold open the gate you can come steal one yourself there's no way im going to ride one all the way down to brighton

Make it a unicorn

I thought you liked adventures!

Very phallic.

Erm...

i do like adventures but . . . i'd get so saddle sore my legs would fall off and i need them

pttsch, you're not the free-spirited wanderer I thought you were.

i am i just need my legs to go wandering, being in a wheelchair limits my wandering. are you going anywhere this christmas?

noo, i've already come back from brighton to my parents and i'm staying here till new years eve now. possibly right here, on this very sofa the whole time.

if you dont move you'll merge with the couch and become some sort of hybrid with cushions for ears!

Well at least it'll be a talking point..Are you doing much for Christmas?

Some guitar pedals, some new bass strings and surround sound for my pc.