Sexy Beautiful Women Thread

She's been 18 for a while now.

Narg wrote:

Eve wrote:

*chokes* Emma Watson isn't a woman, she's a girl, you sick fucks.

Emma Watson is almost 18 isn't she? Anything 14 or above is fine here.

14?!?!?!
bad narg!

She could be coming to Cambridge innit. I'll have to accelerate my Game. There's also some model coming to Clare I think.

AceCombat wrote:

Narg wrote:

Eve wrote:

*chokes* Emma Watson isn't a woman, she's a girl, you sick fucks.

Emma Watson is almost 18 isn't she? Anything 14 or above is fine here.

14?!?!?!
bad narg!

Lol. Sexual attraction to post-pubescent girls is natural. I wouldn't fuck any, but it's fine to gawk.

Lily Cole?!

The model is Eve's icon, I think. Some redhead. She decided not to take up her place for a second year in a row, apparently.

Re: Emma Watson, don't you just love it?

She's not my icon, she's just fantastic

Emma Watson's voice pisses me off immensely, just like Keira Knightley

Mmmm keira knightly....om nom nom.

..... Oh. My. God, jason you really do have SHIT taste, she's a horse with botox-stuck lips, she does it purposely, she thinks she's attractive when she sticks out her fucking lips.
I actually hate her

She's a pixie girl.

I like pixie girls.

She does seem quite irritating and 'woe is me' sometimes though.

THE FUCKING LIPS! ARRRGH
Nah, you'd have to gag her to stop her from speaking and ruining the moment, she's one of those girls who lives in fucking Jane Austen world.

God I hope tink doesn't read that.

Actually I reckon she'd have quite a sexy moan.

Yeah, like a dying posh cow, I bet she's very dull in bed "Oh no, I can not possibly put THAT in my mouth"

I'm sorry for this Jason

JUST NO

I bet she's very passionate and explores a mans body to the full, so SHUSH.

MY ARSE! I don't actually know why we're arguing over this, this is silly.

I bet she'd know how to make me feel reeeeeal good.

I'm very happy for you, now off to hunt down some chocolate buttons

I have some...mwahahaha. (I actually do)

Pretty lady

/thread

Thats actually quite disturbing.

Eve wrote:

Nah, you'd have to gag her to stop her from speaking and ruining the moment, she's one of those girls who lives in fucking Jane Austen world.

If are such a simpleton to think that a Jane Austen world is a bad thing, then I pity you. I wish you a lifetime of social snubs and broken down carriages.

As for Keira Knightly, it's always the quiet ones, as opposed to the ones who gets their bappers out and talk about fisting every other second.

Uh oh, shit just got real.