Sexy Beautiful Women Thread

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Alba
3. Keeley Hazell
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Hayden Panettiere
6. Scarlett Johansson
7. Cheryl Cole
8. Hilary Duff
9. Angelina Jolie
10. Keira Knightley
11. Rihanna
12. Kate Beckinsale
13. Jessica Biel
14. Eva Longoria
15. Alessandra Ambrosio
16. Rachel Bilson
17. Beyonce Knowles
18. Gemma Atkinson
19. Jennifer Love Hewitt
20. Christina Aguilera
21. Adriana Lima
22. Gisele Bundchen
23. Ana Ivanovic
24. Sophia Bush
25. Salma Hayek
26. Jessica Simpson
27. Jennifer Aniston
28. Charlize Theron
29. Rachel Stevens
30. Maria Sharapova
31. Britney Spears
32. Sarah Michelle Gellar
33. Emma Watson
34. Kelly Brook
35. Eva Mendes
36. Sarah Harding
37. Avril Lavigne
38. Olga Kurylenko
39. Natalie Portman
40. Heidi Klum
41. Lindsay Lohan
42. Bar Refaeli
43. Nadine Coyle
44. Alesha Dixon
45. Katherine Heigl
46. Halle Berry
47. Monica Bellucci
48. Kristen Kreuk
49. Nicole Scherzinger
50. Rachel McAdams
51. Emma Griffiths
52. Carmen Electra
53. Shakira
54. Evangeline Lilly
55. Abbey Clancy
56. Mischa Barton
57. Jennifer Garner
58. Marissa Miller
59. Charlotte McKenna
60. Cameron Diaz
61. Holly Valance
62. Vanessa Hudgens
63. Alexa Chung
64. Ali Larter
65. Emily Scott
66. Kimberley Walsh
67. Milla Jovovich
68. Nadine Velazquez
69. Mandy Moore
70. Sienna Miller
71. Fearne Cotton
72. Eva Green
73. Tricia Helfer
74. Stacey Keibler
75. Petra Nemcova
76. Chelsy Davy
77. Denise Richards
78. Gwen Stefani
79. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
80. Agyness Deyn
81. Anna Kournikova
82. Michelle Ryan
83. Katherine Jenkins
84. Katie Holmes
85. Gloria de Piero
86. Ellen Page
87. Hannah Spearritt
88. Odette Yustman
89. Kristen Bell
90. Amber Heard
91. Kirstie Allsopp
92. April Scott
93. Kylie Minogue
94. Billie Piper
95. Dannii Minogue
96. Nicola Roberts
97. Roxanne McKee
98. Victoria Beckham
99. Marion Cotillard
100. Holly Willoughby

That your hit list?

Please, I beg of you, don't tell me you put Jessica Simpson on your list.... No! my head! No!

that is obviously not his list.

It's FHM's list.
Judging by number 98 , that stands for Fucking Hag-Monster.

Thank the almighty lord, I nearly was in despair

Fuckpencil probably hasn't even heard of most of them. For all his genius, I do wonder if he's at all there upstairs.

Grass-Delegate wrote:

mrblackbat wrote:

Fuckpencil wrote:

Chat-up lines don't work.

You're just using the wrong ones then.

Which one did you use on Tink? Was it the old "o hai dar. i iz from da internetz"

OMG how did they find out

Someone once used a chat up line on me. He sidled up to me in bar and the conversation went thus:
How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don't know.
I don't either, but it breaks the ice!
-silence-

We never spoke again, regardless of mutual friends.

However, this one step above a gentleman who thought it an appropriate gesture to pinch my arse the other week. What did he think was going to happen? "Oh my invisible shoulder-bunnies, now I REALLY want to speak to you!"

Bloody RETARDS.

I would have just LAUGHED, til they ran away thinking I was some sort of crazy laughing person

Tink knows how chat up lines really work mind. She's read the book.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

that is obviously not his list.

I did mean "hit" as in assassination.

mrblackbat wrote:

Tink knows how chat up lines really work mind. She's read the book.

What, 'The Game'?

Yep. Exactly. You win 5 points.

Indy got ALL the game!

I just lost.

sexy scary d'arcy

ReDfEsTeR wrote:

sexy scary d'arcy

What the fuck is that thing?

It's a bad picture of her

No, she's a minger.

Is that a boot for a nose I see?