FAO Benji

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I'm in Leeds for four days next week.

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Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:14 am

Pics or it didn't happen

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My plan is to hide in a bush and wait for him to perform a goatse, which judging from his previous posts, will probably take around 20-30 mins.
THEN I SHALL STRIKE.

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Careful, you might fall in and never get out again.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:33 am

What days? I have exams monday tuesday and wednesday Sad

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:34 am

tiredhippo wrote:: Careful, you might fall in and never get out again.

... And never get out again untill his next goatse... Which should take another 20-30 minutes

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I'll just one the many vibrating phones he's inserted into his bottom over the years to call for the emergency services if that's the case.

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b3ni wrote:: What days? I have exams monday tuesday and wednesday

Monday to Thursday.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:38 am

Oh

If you were there on friday I would have shown you a good time.

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I'll be working most of the time anyway, dude.
I only really have a few hours each night to eat and have a fews beers, etc.

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AceCombat wrote:

tiredhippo wrote:: Careful, you might fall in and never get out again.

... And never get out again untill his next goatse... Which should take another 20-30 minutes

Just because the doors open, doesn't mean you can find your way out of the bowels of DOOM!

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:42 am

We could go pick some chickz0rz up IRL. Where abouts in Leeds are you working?

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Rothwell & Beeston.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:40 am

Not bad little areas, keep yo ass out of Chapel Town.

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I heard Beeston is a bit of a shit-hole, but we only have two surgeries to do there, so it's no biggie.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:54 am

Compared to a lot of Leeds, it's lovely, surgery?! I thought you were an electrition.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:55 am

i thought only councillors and doctors did surgeries.

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Spatchcock will remove the diseased part of your bowles for knock down prices.

Survival not guaranteed.

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b3ni wrote:: Compared to a lot of Leeds, it's lovely, surgery?! I thought you were an electrition.

Nah, I stopped working for Raymarine late September.
I work for Insight-medical now with the big bruv.
The NHS will let anyone do it these days, Gin...

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:08 am

can you remove all the air inside my guts?

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I'm sure b3ni can if his lips are moist enough.

Subject: Re: FAO Benji Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:15 am

it's a long job.