WINSLOW IS HAVING EGGS WITH STEVE WRIGHT NOW

Haha did you make the video yourself? The title of the thread amused me

I prefer my eggs poached to be honest though!!

Genius.

It does sort of raise the question; if you were in a room with Steve Wright and were armed only with an egg, how would you kill him with it? Would you hard boil it and ram it in his windpipe, or maybe try to cut his wrists with the shell, or perhaps even kill him with salmonella*?


*Political humour. If you're reading this in about 1992.

I'd tape it to his head and then release John Prescott.

lol

Better yet, just get him to throw it at John Prescott and let the fatty's fists do the rest*.


*Political humour. If you're reading this in about 2003.

I wish John Prescott did kill that protester, though I suppose then we wouldn't be able to help him with basic technical queries.

He should've just killed two birds with one stone and bulimia'd all over that protestor's face. That would've been much more spectacular to watch, and way more scarring for the victim. He'd be washing Cheesestrings out of his mullet for months.