You know what I hate?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

who told you i was thin? Where did they get that idea? (up my arse, lol)

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:12 pm

Maybe I should become a lesbian....

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

ignitableduck wrote:: not even pants with 'no entry' written on the back?

my parents got such panties for my little sister when she turned 18.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

i wouldn't like to be a lesbian. Because of all the fluids.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

I like your parents.

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:14 pm

AceCombat wrote:: Maybe I should become a lesbian....

Hi

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:16 pm

I mean.. I've had very little luck with ~~men~~ boys in the past 22 years.. Maybe it's time for a change...

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

i have great parents!

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:17 pm

ignitableduck wrote:

AceCombat wrote:: Maybe I should become a lesbian....

Hi

I think that would make me hated amoung all the guys on this board...

Let's do it.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

why would you be luckier with a girl? Girls are often very annoying in relationships.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Says the voice of experience Razz

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:20 pm

The kind of girl that I'd date wouldn't be a nagging whiny bitch... I'd like a lesbian with a cool hair-do... not to short, but maybe an exciting colour.... And finally I could date someone shorter than me because Israeli men are usually FUCKING SHORT, but with another woman, it wouldn't matter... I wouldn't have to deal with that itchy stubble unless it's.. Well, I'll let your imagination finish that thought....

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

i'm average annoying!

my mate had a fucking friend who was the most annoying girl ever. She dated other people at the same time and insulted him when he did the same, once. Among other things.

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:21 pm

AceCombat wrote:

ignitableduck wrote:

AceCombat wrote:: Maybe I should become a lesbian....

Hi

I think that would make me hated amoung all the guys on this board...

Let's do it.

ok.. what do lesbians do?

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:23 pm

Well, they... uh..... they...... listen to Cady Lang togther??

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Generally run amok and infect other women who then in turn become lesbians.

Only way to stop 'em is to destroy the brain.

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:27 pm

do we have to wear dungarees?

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:29 pm

We can wear whatever we want... There are different genres of lesbians...

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:30 pm

What genre are we?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

My uncle Shirley always said I should have been a lesbian ...

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:32 pm

my mum thought i was for a while..

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:33 pm

I just remembered something... a few days ago my female flatmate had a sore back so she asked me to massage it for her, so we were sitting on the couch watching TV and I was massaging her back... Anyways, my male flatmate was also sitting in the living room talking to his gf on the phone and we over heard this bit:
"we're just sitting here in the living room and maayan is giving daphna a massage... *pause* ... nah, I don't think they are"
at which point we both burst out laughing

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:37 pm

ignitableduck wrote:: What genre are we?

I'd like to be the sexually ambiguous type, where it's not totally clear if we're lesbos are just really good friends. I certainly don't want to look like one of those manly butch ones

ignitableduck wrote:: my mum thought i was for a while..

I've been mistaken for a lesbian more times than I can count....

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ignitableduck wrote:

AceCombat wrote:: Maybe I should become a lesbian....

Hi

OH SHI--

Subject: Re: You know what I hate? Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:48 pm

cool, cos i'm trying to grow my hair. and i don't want an anchor tattoo.

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