And how do you feel today? thread

so what is the BRYN_BORANGA phone now?

It's a Samsung U600 with no back and special features such a 90% dark screen, making text-reading impossible. It's easily as much of a piece of shit as the original BRYN_BORANGA phone.

Does it have snake?

What DID you do Goostaph?

I'm feeling perturbed at how bothered I am about the Blackburn vs Wigan result today.

You're becoming a football fan!

YAY!

i have just found a massive bruise on my back which i can only hope is from the not being able to get my shorts on debacle. if not, then i did a lot of things i dont remember.

Things? ...Or People?

And you argued the drunken headcase jibe. Tut tut.

Wouldn't worry too much about Blackburn Tink ...they've got this one covered.

well i'm sober now. and i'm not a headcase. so HA. least i didn't break my phone.

I didn't do it when pissed though, did I?! I think a certain level of clumsiness and ineptitude (i.e. my own level) can be dismissed without the need for insults.

Phew.

I took my stress out on a cheese sauce. For some reason, I'm RUBBISH at making cheese sauce.

I am NOT a football fan.

Thats 'cos football is shite.

Yeah right. You've become a terrace legend. You'll end up like that dodgy Pompey fan:

I met that mad bastard in a pub in Kilmarnock before a pre-season friendly ....he smells like lentil soup .....!

Haha, I've seen him loadsa times down Fratton.
Every football team should have a crazed fan like that.
I feel sorry for his kids though.

I'm now at the downward part of the anger... Basically I seem calm, but if someone crosses me they will recieve my foot on their arse.

I'd have expected him to smell like Meths.

Those crazy fuckers are alright for a laugh outside the ground, but you wouldn't want that tosser sitting next to you every fucking week in the stand would you?

That time of the month, Ace?

WHERE did you get that picture of me from?

No, SK... I don't get angry while bleeding, I just curl up in the corner and cry...

tinkapeel wrote:

WHERE did you get that picture of me from?

I have my sources.

AceCombat wrote:

No, SK... I don't get angry while bleeding, I just curl up in the corner and cry...

How emo.

My PMT takes the form of changing all of Blackbat's reasonable actions into pre decided examples of utter bastardry.

What if they really are pre-decided examples of utter bastardry? Do they become reasonable actions?

I wouldn't know tbh. He is yet to exhibit a pre-decided act of utter bastardry. So perhaps yes. Maybe he just times things incredibly well.

Glad I'm a bloke and don't have such hormone induced paranoia.

Yeah, but you all have weird naughty bits.