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PennyRT
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|  Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:19 am | |
| haha, that sounds gross! Too many peenie references  | |
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Spectral Knight
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Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:20 am | |
| Anyone, where's my Faintest Ideas CD case? Sometime between leaving the house at half eight, and waking up in the midst of being completely shitfaced at about half 9 this morning, I seem to have lost it. | |
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Goostaph
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Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:21 am | |
| You've probably eaten it. | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:23 am | |
| I wasn't that hungry I don't think. And I broke my phone  | |
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ignitableduck
Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:26 am | |
| ive lost my friends bus pass.. humph, thats a tenner ive got to pay. but i think i have very faint tan lines so im ridiculously happy  | |
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Spectral Knight
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Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:27 am | |
| Are tan lines a good look then? I always thought that you try and avoid them.  | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:37 am | |
| I've put the knees out my jeans. | |
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Goostaph
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Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:38 am | |
| ....bonus is ..I HAVE EXACTLY 47 QUID IN CHANGE IN POCKETS OF SAID JEANS ...fukin caps ... | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:39 am | |
| So...£6 from Primark will get you another pair. I had to lay out a one-er this morning.  | |
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Spectral Knight
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Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:39 am | |
| HOW MUCH? Didn't you think about spending the coinage prior to notes? | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:40 am | |
| ...aaaand exactly 5 quid left in my wallet. Cunt. | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:41 am | |
| Thinking wasn't my strong point testerday ... | |
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Goostaph
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Age : 48
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:41 am | |
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Spectral Knight
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Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:43 am | |
| Likewise. It still isn't today. I've sat here with my new phone 'on charge' for the last two hours, and it was only ten minutes ago I realised I hadn't put the fucking battery in. I need help. | |
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Goostaph
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Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:45 am | |
| Have a cider. It'll take the edge off .....I've got 11 missed calls from the girl. I guess that's that one fucked off too!  | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:47 am | |
| Is this the bird who you were lined up to marry? LOL
Bad form dude. | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:51 am | |
| Yeah ....I know ....we were supposed to be going for a meal and a movie in Glasgow yesterday. I am now ecactly 24 hours late ...... | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:52 am | |
| HAHAHAHA
You charmer. How're you gonna blag this one? | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:57 am | |
| I've just found out she was phoning my work too ..to see if I'd been called out! That's eccuse number one shot to fuck ....! | |
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Spectral Knight
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Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:57 am | |
| Oh dear. Erm...family emergency? | |
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Goostaph
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Age : 48
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| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:02 am | |
| Maybe. Although after reading her last text it may be a bit of a long shot ....
" FAIR ENUF. FUCK OFF THEN U BIG SELFISH BASTARD!! "
...not even a wee kiss at the end or anything. | |
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Spectral Knight
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Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:07 am | |
| It was switched off, 'cause you were visiting the hospital after your nephew was in a life-threatening coma. | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:16 am | |
| See ...that would work if she wasn't best pals with my brothers missus. Who just happens to be the mother of the only nephew I have ...!!! | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:20 am | |
| Cousin? Little brother that no-one knows about?
C'mon Goose, you've got so far with her with bullshitting, a night on the tiles can easily be blagged. | |
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Goostaph
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Number of posts : 2445
Age : 48
Points : 1158
| | Subject: Re: And how do you feel today? thread Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:23 am | |
| I'm going to tell her I was kidnapped by a rogue group of Polish lapdancers. | |
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