Today's Task:

Peon Number of posts : 99 Points : 22

Write a poem about what's on your mind.

Here's mine:

doop dee doop dee dord
fucking hell I'm bored
Rob's in Italy for work
and i feel like a berk.

I know none of you will be able to do any better than that, but you are welcome to try.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

I would...but it'd just cause a flood of emo pics ¬_¬

Subject: Re: Today's Task: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:12 am

indeed it would....

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

You're in love with a poo with teeth.

Subject: Re: Today's Task: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:19 am

Subject: Re: Today's Task: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:34 am

"Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla bing bang
I told the witch doctor.................i'm a cunt of a man.

the end

Subject: Re: Today's Task: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:59 am

you're quite the poet, bfd

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

My boss it a really big tool
and treats me like I am at school
But what he doesn't know
is there's 4 weeks to go
before I leave, thus ending the duel

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

I fucking hate poetry
I ought to go outside and climb a tree
Fuck that was suckz
Go feed the ducks
And leave the board for Alex and elfy to bum rape

Peon Number of posts : 205 Age : 34 Points : 0

Spoiler:

Peon Number of posts : 205 Age : 34 Points : 0

lol i didnt put that up

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Peon Number of posts : 205 Age : 34 Points : 0

My signature isn't working

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Peon Number of posts : 205 Age : 34 Points : 0

It wasn't working, now it is

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

No need to thank me.

Peon Number of posts : 99 Points : 22

tink and bfd are joint winners.

your prize is any drink of your choice ( under £5) next time I see you.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Oi, wtf? I AM ADMIN, I MAKE AMAZING POETRY.

Peon Number of posts : 99 Points : 22

you may be admin.

but you are too SLOW admin.

we can have another competition next week where you have to make a film expressing your feelings toward paying taxes, through the medium of dance.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

I'll have my crummy mobile phone camera and art attack pencil case at the ready.

Peon Number of posts : 99 Points : 22

i also tend to score higher if contestants wear pink lycra all in one suits.

just a tip.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

This is starting to go down a road best not travelled '_'

Spoiler:

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

There once was a prawn on the board,
who ruled his own mind as a lord,
a mere pauper to all,
who was seen as a fool,
but introspectively adored.

Peon Number of posts : 99 Points : 22

well done prawnface.

Very Happy

Internet Villain Number of posts : 462 Age : 37 Points : 0

Thanks. I loved it.