Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe.

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But probably not...

Still here's the early card for the first episode.

O goncho, Bryn, bantha and Bidbell (The mods) V Layne, b3ni, SK and narg (Anti-heros)

Acecombat V Hortencia for the BPW womens title

Winslow V tiredhippo

Ginwai and Big fat dan V Ollie and dead rats for the BPW tag titles

Acoustic brother V KDL

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You, sir, are the Eric Bischoff of card formulation.

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In that I push the NWO hard and never create new matchups?

Evangelist Number of posts : 2445 Age : 48 Points : 1158

Yeah ......shit like that ...?

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Don't challenge the master, son.

My bookings half way between vince macmahon and antonio inoki.

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:35 pm

errr, wheres my wrestling match?

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Up my arse and round the corner.

Or maybe I've got a plan.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

i wanna fight somebody

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:38 pm

'ill fight you elgin seeing as hippo FORGOT us.

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TOUGH SHIT.

We've only just got a 1 hour cable show, I can't put everyone on it.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

ok but no kicking me in the nuts

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Sorry, the network has demanded no man on woman violence.

You can work a house show though.

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:40 pm

as long as you don't pull my hair.

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NO MATCH.

Elgin your up against darkus.

Duck your taking on plecko.

You can sort the matches out yourself cept for the finishes.

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:42 pm

i don't wanna fight plecko, i wanna fight elgin.

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Tough shit.

It makes no booking sense.

And I wish to have only heel V face matches.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

but darkus is somewhere in romania and im not going there they ahve vampires round every corner!

i wont pull your hair if you dont pull the beard, deal?

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He'll be flown in, thats how wrestling works.

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:46 pm

how come you get balls AND beard, and I only get hair? fine you can't kick me in the tits and that's a deal?

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Look if you two want I'll write you in a storyline where elgin keeps hitting on duck, and eventually duck gives in, but he acts reaaaally creepy and duck gets pissed off leading to a match between you pair.

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ignitableduck wrote:: i don't wanna fight plecko, i wanna fight elgin.

You and Plecko could fight in the snow.

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:50 pm

can it be the other way round hippo?

Subject: Re: Boardie pro wrestling to return...maybe. Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:50 pm

i don't want to fight in the snow! i'd get cold.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2727 Age : 43 Points : 991

ok deal no nuts or tit kicking and no beard or hair pulling Rude things?

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You could have this as your theme music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM&feature=related