Top 5 ways in which Fraser has failed to live up to expectations.

1. Internet Spaceships
2. given flowers
3. hortencia
4. too much film knowledge
5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

PS it has never been a top 5 thread. exception.

Too little film knowledge. Empire magazine has a word-count of about 1000, and that's inclusive of words in its tumult of advertisements.

Fuckpencil wrote:

Too little film knowledge. Empire magazine has a word-count of about 1000, and that's inclusive of words in its tumult of advertisements.

I don't rely entirely on Empire magazine as my only source of film exposure, Fucky. You're awfully presumptuous, you know.

anyone who had any expectations of fraser is a damn fool and deserves their disappointment.

Second.

You do seem to champion the magazine as if it's your holy book, though.

I expect frazer to fail me, and by god I'm not a dissapointed mam.

Fuckpencil wrote:

You do seem to champion the magazine as if it's your holy book, though.

When? I've mentioned that I read it, yes, and sometimes I post the odd list or voting form from their site, because I'm weird and obsessive about lists, but I've never 'championed' it.

Yes, you have, now stop being a gay.

Lead by example.

1. Internet Spaceships
2. given flowers
3. hortencia
4. too much film knowledge
5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

5a. double chin

1 not being that good at mario kart
2 not bringing me flowers
3 err thats it

BYRN_BOJANGLES wrote:

5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

actually, in his defense, he brought me...

hooded, handcuffed and at gun point.
but im here... but im being chained to a table and made to knit socks bound for primark.

1. Internet Spaceships
2. given flowers
3. hortencia
4. too much film knowledge
5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

5a. double chin
5b. poor wit/sense of humour

gay dave wrote:

1. Internet Spaceships
2. given flowers
3. hortencia
4. too much film knowledge
5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

5a. double chin
5b. poor wit/sense of humour

5c. lack of ambition and career goals.

Who expected him to have ambition? They must have been pretty unintelligent.

gay dave wrote:

gay dave wrote:

1. Internet Spaceships
2. given flowers
3. hortencia
4. too much film knowledge
5. brought winslow to the boards, but nobody else.

5a. double chin
5b. poor wit/sense of humour

5c. lack of ambition and career goals.

5d. questionable sanitary hygiene.

Narg wrote:

Who expected him to have ambition? They must have been pretty unintelligent.

you said the other day.

5e. piles.