HEY EVERYONE, GUESS WHAT BANTH DOES???

n00b!

paradox ReD would reject you

Spoiler:

GAH!!

is it too hard to get a sensible answer out of y'all?

everyone on this site is one of my altz apart from you and hippo

that's too adventurous, and you're too lazy.

calling me unadventurous and lazy izit? tuh.

bantha likes smodcast so i <3 him

i'm layne, but i'm not dead rats?

good coz dead rats woz a cunt, innit.

but who's layne? im still confused.

it's not like a care much, you're still amusing me, im hella bored when i come here, like rock bottom boredom.

but you're still realy gay/bi though? you're not being a tube just to get attention?

i used to play that game, then i grew up, got over it, discoverd glow sticks.

tube?

i definitely fuck men, and i am definitely a man. all you need to know.

bummer

laynestaleyfan is the username i posted under in 2003-2008. except for 3 and a half years i didn't post, which is why you haven't heard of me. i'm a total ledge.

and i am definitely a bummer. i take it up the bum and i give it. and i'm fucking proud of it.

tube, scottish slang for complete and utter twat.

this is good. i feel informed. it's not important, it's always good to get an errr... straight answer... i love a good pun. now fuck it... let's go dress up as lady gaga and freddy mercurey and hit a bar.

dibs on the 'tache.

too late, i already have 3 months growth. IT'S HOT STUFF

i've put my finger up my bum once

almost turned me

no fair, you had a head start.

i daren't imagine what lives in that face hedge.....

looks like im lumbered with the gold hotpants then.

the pink geisha wrote:

no fair, you had a head start.

i daren't imagine what lives in that face hedge.....

looks like im lumbered with the gold hotpants then.

Sequins? I saw a gay in hampshire boulevard wearing hot pants the other day. almost turned me straight.

ReDfEsTeR wrote:

i've put my finger up my bum once

almost turned me

having a big cock up there thrusting for 5 minutes is one of the best feelings you could ever have. it's so good you can actually cum from it.

i seriously suggest you get a butt plug.

LMFAO. plum smuggling!

i fear a cock up the arse, i'm only tiny, im 5 foot exactly and have the appearance of a borrower, i'd be ripped in two!

my bottom is no manz land thank you very much.

a butt plug might kill a few hours. i'll look into it

I feel no further towards finding out what Banta does.

the pink geisha wrote:

i did not squeeze out of banth's rectum thanx.

though i did emerge from a pink chrisalys, perhapp's it was dave's rectum... uh oh...

I'd squeeze one out in your rectum, dear.

tinkapeel wrote:

I feel no further towards finding out what Banta does.

There's actually something but I promised I wouldn't tell...

ooo scandalzzz.

You have NO idea, dear..

smells like cross dressing...