What would you rather be listening to?

part 1

The news announcing that the USA has been destroyed by a giant marshmallow man.

The moans of the ginger from holby city telling me she wants it harder.

Consider the tone lowered.

Didn't take long. Well done, Jason.

Bill Cosby.

mrblackbat wrote:

The news announcing that the USA has been destroyed by a giant marshmallow man.

that but replace USA with China, Russia, Iraq and Afghanistan, and Mugabe.

=(

lebowski wrote:

mrblackbat wrote:

The news announcing that the USA has been destroyed by a giant marshmallow man.

that but replace USA with China, Russia, Iraq and Afghanistan, and Mugabe.

Sod off with china....I'm all for not having human rights cause as china shows...it gets things DONE.

You'd need a lot of Stay Puft's to dent China.

lebowski wrote:

mrblackbat wrote:

The news announcing that the USA has been destroyed by a giant marshmallow man.

that but replace USA with China, Russia, Iraq and Afghanistan, and Mugabe.

But I like the Chinese. They have no pretensions about being tyrannical.

They'd probably all join togetehr to make an even bigger one.

I dont much care for china.

Aside from rice, i have nothing to thank them for.

.....do you WANT the list of everything they've invented?

lebowski wrote:

I dont much care for china.

Aside from rice, i have nothing to thank them for.

Yes you do. You have them to thank for the idiot Americans not setting nuclear bombs off left right and centre, 'cause they're scared the Chinese might fire some back. And all those electrical goods.

I'm thankful for the poorly translated instruction manuals.

and without them we wouldnt have Engrish.com.

I bet at least 50% of your material posessions come from China.
So just be thankful we don't have to rely on Africa.

What has africa invented....

The perfect anti-AIDS campaign.

Or, rather, the perfect condom scare tactic advert.

Indeed.

Actually never google nor wiki can come up with anything without trying to force me onto pages about african american inventors.

Consider Pinkninja invited. Blacksheep has probably gotten bored of her by now though.