ladies and gentlemen...for one day only...

I'm back due to popular demand. well. hippo told me to come say hello. so.

HIYA! *waves like a ghey*

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this had best be more than a fleeting visit. i'm off to sort out lunch, see.

I'll chain her to bile till you get back.

hiya dan

i'll see how long i can bare to sit on this uncomfortable chair for. what's for lunch?

roast chicken in some kind of weird seeded kaiser roll and i'm about to source a packet of Roast Beef Monster Munch to accompany it. it promises to be a good one.

I think its a fried bread n egg day.

i did not know that you could get roast beef and onion monster munch. that sounds wrong. if it aint broke...

i made no mention of onion, strange woman.

i'm addicted to these snacks. i have to carry them back from the newsagents down a busy street and have to hide them in my jacket. come summer i'm exposed as the addict i am :'(

that's like me with salt and vinegar snack a jacks. it makes me break out in the salt and vinegar sweats. i swear they put crack in them.

that'll be the malt crack vinegar then. it's written in the ingredients list.

they're cracking.

oh dear.

very moreish.

sits and waits for backlash after vegetarian hippie comment in other thread

nah, no one in that category has the energy to fight back.

heheh.

we should go out again soon.but....

my butt was very sore on sunday. i think im going to have a 5 pint limit on any night out now. just to be on the safe side. but as rob put it. happy drunk= better than sad drunk.

Rob's got it right. did you fall on your arse again?

no just the once.

luckily this time i didnt fall on my face. its inevitable. my fave pub is under threat from developers - so maybe we should go there before its tickets.

have you been to the Toriano?

They have a cat that always sleeps on the bar.You'd like it there.
Petition to save it below:

http://www.torriano-bar.com/

i used to go past it on the bus to Archway.

link doesn't work. why's it being shut down?

they want to develop it into flats.

we're going this evening if youre up for a quick pint. however i know it's out of the way for you now seeing as you live in the sticks.

flats. always the cocking way. what good are flats if there's nowhere decent to get pissed in?

i'd say yes but we're already wanted by two separate friends. we were supposed to meet chops on Wednesday but it got delayed til Thursday and now today, and then we've got a birthday do in a gay bar.

Makes chops come on here more.

I need someone to lust after XD

How's that going to encourage her to come on?

yeah, it's really not going to work.

she's a busy woman, hence having to postpone so much.