Would you rather be James Bond or Batman?

As above.

Hmmm, Its a difficult question. I think I'd say James Bond though.

Motherfuckin' batman nigga.

Batman looks cooler, is cooler and has better morals.

Batman. You get to fuck Catwoman, innit.

James Bond. The best you can do is Honor Blackman. Ugh.

Innit, any cunt can wear a suit (and many do) but you gotta be some sorta maverick renegade to stroll about in a fuckin' batsuit!

James Bond, he has wit and is charming, things an American lacks.

Checkmate.

b3ni wrote:

James Bond, he has wit and is charming, things an American lacks.

Batman is Welsh, you fucking amateur.

for our bond wannabes: which bond are you thinking of when you wanna be bond?

Don't put that up again, Gonch.

*fumes at wasted opportunity*

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

for our bond wannabes: which bond are you thinking of when you wanna be bond?

Timothy Dalton. He was fucking lethal.

And Welsh.

"Compliments of Sharky. Ya cunt."

Tired-Hippo wrote:

Batman looks cooler, is cooler and has better morals.

Better morals? How so?

He doesn't kill and he doesn't sleep with everything going.

he also does what he believes is right, rather than following orders.

Innit, fuck doing what some cunt like the Queen wants me to do.

The real reason winslow loves bond...because he's the queens bitch.

"What I did was for Queen and Country!" - Sean Connery-era Bond telling some bint why he won't be dipping his wick a second time.

bidders wrote:

Innit, fuck doing what some cunt like the Queen wants me to do.

i'm not sure the queen actually draws up mr bonds missions.

Tired-Hippo wrote:

He doesn't kill and he doesn't sleep with everything going.

Bond has to kill people, knocking somebody isn't really any option when you're being shot at with a machine gun or RPG. I don't think theres anything morally wrong with they way he "sleeps with everything going", but we won't go into that again.

Nah, Prince Phil does that.

Winslow wrote:

Tired-Hippo wrote:

He doesn't kill and he doesn't sleep with everything going.

Bond has to kill people, knocking somebody isn't really any option when you're being shot at with a machine gun or RPG.

It's an option for Batman. Because he's better at his job.