Women that

hang around with other women all the time, don't have bf's and are slightly fat, and show affection for each other proper come off as dykes.

Especially if they have shaven heads and checked shirts.

I don't even mean proper dykes. i mean tubby girls who hang around with other girls all the time.

and if they talk about their sister a lot. that rings mega dyke alarm bells for me.

you just know vernita and mary be blazin' it up homo style later on

i think i might be a lesbian.

That's okay. We know that you're a lesbian.

well you could have let ME know.

Didn't wanna spoil the surprise.