Colon's Arse

Bidders,

As promised a long time ago, please find attached a sketch wot I knocked up of you in 10 minutes. I think I chose the right photo for inspiration and I'd appreciate it if you would have it as your profile pic until you can humour me no more.

Ta.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=6352677&id=570915014

I DONE IT!

lol.

i ad-libbed the plaster. it didn't come out quite right

it was going to come with an optional long hair wig so you could make it look like it SHOULD DO but the logistics didn't check out.

I like the plaster, gives it that 'beano' style quality.

Long hair iz 4 girlz.

it works well with the spotty bits, i think. almost like a renaissance sculpture with cartoon buttocks.

It looks like he's just be violated and left to weep on the floor.

Other than the fact that I'm standing, yes it does.

How do you know you're standing?

Could be from above....

I know I'm standing 'cos its me.

Well I'm just saying what I got from it.

Its art maaaan, its open to interpritation.

NO IT ISN'T.

I'm a bit sad that Daniel couldn't be arsed to draw the tattoo though, C- for effort.

fuck off! it was satire about something.

Fine.

Try harder next time please.

happy now, bumface?

i don't got the pencils for this shit.

Very happy, fank you.

will there be a drawing of arse's colon?

Nobody wants to see that.

I can only sketch from an existing pic. So, unless anyone's got a still from an endoscopy....

You drew a hairy bum, lol.

I toned it down from the original.

i didn't look at close details.

Anyway, i'm happy i've just solved the mystery of who Dan Something is.

Let's hope someone googles his name and this board comes up.

I edited it. I don't think of this sort of things, thank you Indy.

"Yes, boss, I am Shedboy. Don't fire me."