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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:14 pm | |
| good evening, citizens of bile (shitizens), i am your moderator, bantha_fodder(+), and by opening this thread you have chosen to accept tonight's mission.
it has recently been brought to my attention by the administrator that several of our members lurk at night but never post. he suggested i make a thread for night time to focus you all and give you a reason. he suggested it be some kind of challenge or task, to stimulate you and make it more "fun". i was reluctant. still he persisted, however; begged me. eventually, as i looked upon his sobbing, pathetic form, i caved. and here it is. this never would have happened in the old days. i would have been stubborn just for the sake of being stubborn and that would have been that. i've been feeling... different lately, though. so the thread is made and now that you're here you have to participate.
anyway, the way it will work is like this: each (most [some]) night(s) around (but not before) 2200, i will give you your mission. it may be some sort of challenge or it may be a quiz or even something for YOUR entertainment. i don't know; only TIREDCYBORG knows what the future holds and he isn't here. anyway, you will have until 0600 to complete your mission. if it is a mission that would have one of you declared the "winner", then that will be announced before the next mission is set. there will (maybe) also be a prize for the winner as well. i don't know what that will be either. pretty much the best freezer could come up with was positive rep. there might be something better, if i think of anything. possibly there will also be punishments or forfeits. we'll see. or maybe you have suggestions? feel free to suggest.
TL;DR a thread for tasks/competitions at night.
anyway, your first mission is a simple (horrible) one: find me the most sickening pornographic image you can. nothing illegal, obviously. whoever makes me feel most sick will be declared the winner. everyone else (the other one) will be declared the wiener. NOTE: you actually have until 0600 tomorrow, as it is already past 0300. there will be no prize for this one, unless i have an idea before deadline.
alright, now DO IT.
SCOREBOARD
Goncho - 8 Indy - 3.5 BORANGA - 2 Ace - 2 Hippo - 1 Duck - 1 BFD - 1 Spatch - 1 Parrot - 0.5 B3ni - 0.5 Tink - 0.5
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| Setting the bar high nice and early. - Spoiler:
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AllYourBase Flower Girl
Number of posts : 698 Age : 36 Points : 941
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:23 pm | |
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AllYourBase Flower Girl
Number of posts : 698 Age : 36 Points : 941
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:25 pm | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:50 pm | |
| - O Goncho wrote:
- Setting the bar high nice and early.
- Spoiler:
"Dude, weren't you wearing a watch?" | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:46 am | |
| - bantha_fodder+ wrote:
- he suggested it be some kind of challenge or task, to stimulate you and make it more "fun". i was reluctant. still he persisted, however; begged me. eventually, as i looked upon his sobbing, pathetic form, i caved. and here it is. this never would have happened in the old days. i would have been stubborn just for the sake of being stubborn and that would have been that. i've been feeling... different lately, though.
Fucking sell-out. I have NO respect left for you. Fuck you and fuck your nightly missions. Once you've gone corporate and sold your arse to the man you mean NOTHING to me. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:22 am | |
| then i'll see you in hell. | |
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tinkapeel Mentor
Number of posts : 6070 Age : 38 Points : 1536
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:51 am | |
| I don't think this is aimed at my demographic. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:03 am | |
| Or indeed ANY demographic who pride themselves on good taste and high moral fibre. Even I feel this is questionable material. | |
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tinkapeel Mentor
Number of posts : 6070 Age : 38 Points : 1536
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:07 am | |
| I appreciate the faint Butlins nature of it all. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:15 am | |
| - tinkapeel wrote:
- I don't think this is aimed at my demographic.
yeah, i did think afterwards that i should probably have opened with something a bit less offensive. next time. | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:19 am | |
| i don't want to look for porn | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:24 am | |
| yeah, but you don't want to be declared the wiener either, do you? | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:28 am | |
| are you trying to scare me into finding you porn? | |
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Big_Fat_Dan Belly'll Getcha
Number of posts : 2350 Age : 42 Points : 935
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:28 am | |
| Sorry, but i just couldnt resist - Spoiler:
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:29 am | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:32 am | |
| - ignitableduck wrote:
- are you trying to scare me into finding you porn?
will that not work? what tactic would you suggest? | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:34 am | |
| i'd suggest you find your own porn. or pay me. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:39 am | |
| but this is about finding porn i don't like. it's fun. why do you always have to ruin everything? | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:41 am | |
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tinkapeel Mentor
Number of posts : 6070 Age : 38 Points : 1536
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:43 am | |
| - ignitableduck wrote:
- i'd suggest you find your own porn. or pay me.
That sounds PROPERLY dodge. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:44 am | |
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 37 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:15 pm | |
| Is there a way tofind gross porn without actually looking at it? | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:18 pm | |
| not really, no. if you find it while really drunk, though, you won't remember seeing it. | |
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BRYN_BORANGA Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828
| Subject: Re: TONIGHT'S MISSION.. Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:09 pm | |
| Well, I'm not gonna look for this, much less look at it, but surely you must know about SWAP.avi? (link is SFW as it's only that words, but by GOD is it distressing that words). | |
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