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Someone with nowt to say Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946
| Subject: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:54 pm | |
| Now, I really don't believe that the facebook Damien Littlefair is actually him. But this is our current conversation:
Damian wrote at 5:55pm on August 30th, 2008 Hi my name is Daman Littlefair IâÂÂm 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. IâÂÂm into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, IâÂÂm a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but
Hortencia (York UK) wrote at 7:00pm on August 30th, 2008 I'm a transexual. Hi.
Damian wrote at 7:04pm on August 30th, 2008 Hi my name is Daman Littlefair IâÂÂm 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. IâÂÂm into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, IâÂÂm a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but Damian wrote at 7:04pm on August 30th, 2008 Hi my name is Daman Littlefair IâÂÂm 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. IâÂÂm into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, IâÂÂm a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor vehicle course but
Damian wrote at 7:05pm on August 30th, 2008 so
Hortencia (York UK) wrote at 7:08pm on August 30th, 2008 Do you find transexuals attractive? Does preop worry you or does it make your penis leaky?
Damian wrote at 7:10pm on August 30th, 2008 are u on hormones
Damian wrote at 7:31pm on August 30th, 2008 Write something...Hi my name is Daman Littlefair IâÂÂm 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. IâÂÂm into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, IâÂÂm a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor v
Damian wrote at 7:31pm on August 30th, 2008 Write something...Hi my name is Daman Littlefair IâÂÂm 18 from Darlington. All I want in the whole world is a girlfriend to love with all my heart. I dress smart and confident but I am also shy and sensitive. IâÂÂm into F1 motor racing, music and Kylie Minogue, IâÂÂm a non-smoker and social drinker. I like cosy nights in with candlelit baths and my favorite two films are Titanic and Grease. I am currently studying Numeracy and English at Darlington College. I was on a motor v
Damian wrote at 7:34pm on August 30th, 2008 hi sexy
Hortencia (York UK) wrote at 8:25pm on August 30th, 2008 I am on hormones and I have had a boob job, you probably can tell lol. Do I look convincing?
Damian wrote at 8:28pm on August 30th, 2008 yes are u single
This then continued on to facebook instant messenger:
Damian hi
1:37amDamian is online. 1:38amHortencia hi
1:38amDamian do u have msn
1:38amHortencia no
1:39amDamian urslim right
1:39amHortencia the hormones make me put on weight
but I wear corsets to fix it
1:39amDamian will u ever loos theweight
1:40amHortencia the hormones make it difficult
1:40amDamian are u keepingur dick
1:41amHortencia I'll get rid of it eventually
1:41amDamian u top or bottom
1:42amHortencia I take a lady's place, oddly enough
1:42amDamian are u single
1:42amHortencia no | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| I'm so lucky I got you first. :[littlefair00] | |
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Someone with nowt to say Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:26 pm | |
| 2:06amDamian bf or gf do u have
2:06amHortencia boyfriend
2:06amDamian has he seen ur dick
2:07amHortencia Damian is no longer online. The following was not sent:
yes of course (send as a message)
2:07amDamian is online. 2:07amDamian has he
2:07amHortencia yes of course
2:07amDamian when
2:07amHortencia when we have sex, fucktard
2:08amDamian has he tuched it
2:08amHortencia he's not gay
2:08amDamian but has he
2:09amHortencia he doesn't like it
do you like penis?
2:09amDamian yes but on transsexuals
2:09amHortencia only on transexuals?
what about an effeminate man?
2:10amDamian no
2:15amDamian do u prefer men or women
2:15amHortencia i do not prefer
2:16amDamian what
2:19amDamian how old wer u when u knewu wear a girl
2:20amHortencia I always knew
2:21amDamian what was the first girly thing you wore
2:22amHortencia Damian is no longer online. The following was not sent:
a dress when I played dress up as a child | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:27 pm | |
| Bless him, whoever is blacksheeping Damian they're probably themselves too dumb to realise they're being blacksheep'd. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
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Someone with nowt to say Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:40 pm | |
| I really don't want to believe that someone like that can exist. | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:41 pm | |
| - Scully wrote:
- I really don't want to believe that someone like that can exist, Mulder.
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:43 pm | |
| - Mulder wrote:
- I saw Damian Littlefair take my sister, Scully.
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:45 pm | |
| Careful, a few more lines and we've got a fan script. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:51 pm | |
| - Deep Throat wrote:
- puft,puft,puft,puft
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AceCombat A Very Good Troll
Number of posts : 8855 Age : 37 Points : 2053
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 2:07 am | |
| - O Goncho wrote:
- I'm so lucky I got you first.
:[littlefair00] I couldn't imagine there ever being a situation for that to be relevant..... good job! | |
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P Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:36 am | |
| This is probably a stupid question but who is Damin Littlefair? | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:37 am | |
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Hector Consigliere
Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:22 am | |
| The Facebook one IS Damian Littlefair. If you search his email address in Facebook, it comes up with that profile. And you have to activate your Facebook account through your emails, so... | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:25 am | |
| I think she doubts the whole thing has anything to do with the man himself. | |
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Hector Consigliere
Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:29 am | |
| I dunno, he has a Bebo profile going back to 2006. | |
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O Goncho Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:36 am | |
| Well either way a few weeks ago I PM'd that facebook a link to this board, so for all we know we're being quadruple-mega-poke-roll'd. | |
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Someone with nowt to say Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:48 am | |
| If it is a real person he is severly retarded. Not to mention creepy. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:53 am | |
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Narg Kristyn II
Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:07 am | |
| Creepy? But he dresses smart-confident and wants to be an F1 driver! | |
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Someone with nowt to say Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:11 am | |
| I know! He told me several times normally twice together. | |
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Spectral Knight Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084 Age : 38 Points : 3834
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:12 am | |
| He just wanted to make sure you didn't miss it. | |
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lobster_johnson The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868 Points : 2147
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:14 am | |
| on flux, when i claimed to know where one of the trannies he was looking for was, he sent me the same message around a dozen times. | |
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Narg Kristyn II
Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:23 am | |
| Does everyone know about the time I gave him a random number and claimed it was Kylie's, then it turned out to be some guy called... uh, it was some typical name like Frank. | |
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Ollie Evangelist
Number of posts : 2471 Age : 48 Points : 1379
| Subject: Re: The Littlefair Progress Report Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:41 am | |
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