The Thread in which AB and Parrot quietly sit and discuss twigs.

Thats not me.... its the life size sex doll I got to distract you with whilst I run away...

So if you're not here I will have some precious alone time with it.

Go on then.... i'll just go and find another thread to settle down in then.

You're the one who ran away and left me with a sex toy. What was I supposed to do? If only you stayed......another day 'stay now'

Are you telling me you want me to watch you play with a sex doll?

It's pay for view. I have standards

i'll pass.

yeah she can watch eve play with a sex toy for free.

I've had my fun with the sex toy now - I've left it smoking a fag

Wont it catch fire and melt once the fag burns down?

Ohhhh heck! Hope her face does not end up too disfigured.

hahaha! Put a paper bag over her head!

I'll cut out a picture of Ginnifer Goodwin and stick it to it - she's lush

Wonders when that bloody Parrot will come back. I feel dumped :-)

Sorry.. Blame Switzerland!!

I can't blame a country

Why not?

I want to go there one day

Its nice

You could have invited me. We would have had all thagt quality time together to actually collect a few twigs for our collections.

Sorry

You not in work?

day off :-)

Cheeky sod. It's alright for some :-)

i need it, from the week i've had!!