Another great story from my lingerie shop experience.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

And that one never happened to me.

So i was in the shop earlier today, and the phone rang. The number is unknow. I answered the phone and there's this young woman talking. She starts telling me about her name and age, and says that she left Lyon to live in Paris. She doesn't know alot of people here. Then she describes herself, she gives me her size, weight, bra size. At this point i stop her and ask: "Excuse me but what's your point, because i haven't got much time to spend on the phone". She ignores my question and says: "I only have experience with older women, i have no taboo and i'm rather submissive". WTF? I tell her something like "okay goodbye" and hung up on her.

Thirty minutes later, she calls back: "Excuse me but the line was cut earlier" and i'm like: "NO I HUNG UP THE PHONE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PEEP SHOW HERE".

Well believe me or not, but she phoned back again.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

You should have sex with her. She's obviously very enthusiastic about the prospect.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

W-Hortencia wrote:: You should have sex with her.

I don't eat that kind of bread, as we say in french.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

You don't eat that kind of bread?

That's an awesome phrase!

But surely, with a bit of cheese and pickle on the bread will improve?

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

The french aren't much into a pickle.

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

I'm quite lost in the metaphore i must say.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

You're lost? In France?

Ahhh, Bonnie Tyler. I love you

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

Bonnie Tyler?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

Evangelist Number of posts : 2385 Age : 37 Points : 1009

Oh okay. Bonnie Tyler... i don't eat that kind of bread either!

Flower Girl Number of posts : 581 Age : 50 Points : 538

I've seen her a few times in the Mumbles. No wonder she didn't acknowledge me

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

You've seen Bonnie Tyler!

Were your eyes burnt in wonderment?

Wonderment?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

Wonderment!

*sigh*

WONDERMENT is a valid word.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

I can see why Ace always loses your silly word games now.

W-Hortencia wrote:: silly

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

Awww, you're so cute when you're annoyed.

*squidges*

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 45 Points : 828

Shouldn't you be in awe of me now? I am, after all, the Tom Cruise of Lexulous. I would even go as far as to say that I'm the Noel Edmonds of Lexulous.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

The Mr blobby of lexulous.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

I'm quite underwhelmed TBH, Bryn.

W-Hortencia wrote:: I can see why Ace always loses your silly word games now.

I don't always lose!

infact, up till a few days ago, I was like 5 games in the fucking LEAD!!!!

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

That's pretty astounding considering your grasp of the English language.

Exactly.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

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