News Thread

Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:20 am

Haha. That's bizarre.

Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:56 am

LOL!!!!!

Subject: Re: News Thread Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:06 am

I thought I had found a candidate for Banf's thread on bile.

Subject: Re: News Thread Fri May 01, 2009 6:30 am

This one's for ducky

Subject: Re: News Thread Fri May 01, 2009 6:46 am

im not using a bloody sunbed! they take LONG.

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Shane Richie silences doubters by becoming the first female Poet Laureate.

Subject: Re: News Thread Sun May 03, 2009 10:31 am

BAAAA BAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

First US face transplant

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Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:25 am

...a SUCCSSEFUL operation?! Fuck me, those surgeons seem to have a bad idea of a 'job well done', don't they?

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:28 am

her husband shot her in the face! cunt.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:29 am

Probably didn't iron his shirts properly. Damn straight, need to keep the bitch in line.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:31 am

i spose you were in favour of shotgun weddings...

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:32 am

...don't start. :/

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

He shot himself too! Typical women, always banging on about equality and then backtracking when it suits them. Anyway, I'll bet he's glad he's dead now; who'd want to be married to what looks like an arse doing an impression of Laurie Metcalf doing an impression of Columbo? Lucky escape, if you ask me.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:39 am

Haha. You nearly cost me a mouthful of water, there.

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What kind of weirdo gambles with water!

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Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 4:52 am

The sort of gamble where you take a swig before reading one of Bryn's posts.

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I'd be good at that.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 5:07 am

amazing news everyone: jennifer aniston has gained HALF A STONE since her split from john.
jordan has split from her LA agent
blue dresses are the look of the week
ben off the apprentice worked as a gavin henson double

why is there nothing in this stupid magazine about kiefer sutherland beating up a gay man over brooke shields?

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 5:07 am

Heat?

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

ignitableduck wrote:: amazing news everyone: jennifer aniston has gained HALF A STONE since her split from john.

John who?

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Chinese Jabba the hutt?

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 5:13 am

yup. davinas blue dress is a bit rank though.

hopefully thats her next boyfriend.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 5:14 am

I'm impressed I know my Heat from my Hello.

Subject: Re: News Thread Wed May 06, 2009 5:17 am

hello is completely different to heat!