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BRYN_BORANGA
Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880
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Points : 828
|  Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:56 am | |
| - bantha_fodder+ wrote:
- for the sake of accuracy, i should point out that that is actually a 12" james bond action figure.
...... 84. A 12" for a James Bond action figure | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868
Points : 2147
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:56 am | |
| 83. scraping the bottom of a barrel | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:57 am | |
| 82. Solidified old man hair grease. Rub into scalp for desired effect. | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:57 am | |
| 81. Split in two and worn at a distance from others to model a powerful recreation of Bryn's eyebrows. | |
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BRYN_BORANGA
Gozer ¬_¬
Number of posts : 4880
Age : 44
Points : 828
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:59 am | |
| 80. An incredibly shit boomerang - Spoiler:
in b4 
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:59 am | |
| 79. Tom Thumb's pole vault | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:00 am | |
| 78. A quirky and alternative wedding bouquet | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:01 am | |
| 77. A potentially more capable Eddie Murphy stand-in* This is not a black joke - Spoiler:
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868
Points : 2147
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:02 am | |
| we interrupt this list with a word from our sponsors, kostelecke uzeniny, for when regular sausages just arent gay enough!  | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:03 am | |
| We should have brought in a bunch of those 'celebs' they hire to appear on every countdown of anything ever to weigh in with their thoughts. | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:04 am | |
| 76. Your kid's first pet. | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868
Points : 2147
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:05 am | |
| - O Goncho wrote:
- 76. Your kid's first pet.
that one works in reverse, as well. | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:06 am | |
| 75. Your kids' first pet's first pet. | |
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Eve
~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527
Age : 35
Points : -218
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:07 am | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:09 am | |
| 73. A trial dog worming technique | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:10 am | |
| 72. A tiny, dirt-poor Wizard's staff. | |
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Eve
~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527
Age : 35
Points : -218
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:11 am | |
| 71. A large sausage-earring | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:13 am | |
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Eve
~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527
Age : 35
Points : -218
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:13 am | |
| 69. A point maker. Everyone takes someone seriously when they gesture with a sausage | |
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lobster_johnson
The Lobsters Claw of Bile
Number of posts : 4868
Points : 2147
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:15 am | |
| 68. a cork (if you dont have a meatball) | |
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Eve
~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527
Age : 35
Points : -218
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:16 am | |
| 67. A nose for a meat-eating snowman | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:17 am | |
| 66. Smiting those who stand in your way | |
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Hector
Consigliere
Number of posts : 1835
Points : 486
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:18 am | |
| 65. To provide nutrition and sustenance (this is removed from the act of eating it)
64. To increase the chances of getting bowel cancer
Am I doing this right, Fraser? | |
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O Goncho
Dungeon Keeper
Number of posts : 7943
Points : 1780
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:19 am | |
| You're being a smart arse, and you know you are. Be fun, not a smart arse plz.
63. A excellent MacGuffin for making Bryn's musical countdown threads look even more like failures | |
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Spectral Knight
Well-endowed
Number of posts : 11084
Age : 38
Points : 3834
| | Subject: Re: 100 Uses for a Sausage Other Than Eating It Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:21 am | |
| 62. A pilot for small-scale paper aeroplanes. | |
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