While my back was turned, mum loaded up the XBOX...

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

... and started playing GTA4. I think she must even have seen the dodgy S&M sequence in the first cut scene. Her opinion on the game is "I couldn't even get in the car! I ran round it several times, then jumped ontop of it. Then I decided the game probably wasn't for me."

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 38 Points : 1536

Know what she means.

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Put her back on it and get that bitch jackin' shit.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

..........narg has a MUM!

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

Are you more of a real life hard bastard then, Tink?

I think my mum would especially enjoy getting wasted in-game, then brawling drunkenly with hookers.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

And the some videogames.

Kristyn II Number of posts : 1123 Age : 36 Points : 433

I took O Goncho's advice. Mum now knows how to jack a car, beat up a policeman, and drive into buildings. Next step: playing 5 minutes without getting arrested.