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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:09 pm | |
| I offer people my company, some bourbon and some pork luncheon meat, and who offers to come over?
Nobody, that's who. What more of a complete package could anyone want? | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:10 pm | |
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ReDfEsTeR Right Hand of Doom
Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| the luncheon meat with the dinosaur sage middles? | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| Was it actual pork luncheon meat or was it your willy? | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:12 pm | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:12 pm | |
| oooh, i know what you're talkin about red, i love that! you can get it in princess style too. | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:13 pm | |
| You sure are.
It's Sainsburys basic luncheon meat, I'm too cheap for the stuff with dinosaurs or bears in it... although I do sodding love that stuff!
At the moment it's actual luncheon meat, but after a couple more drinks I reckon it'll be my willy wrapped in it. | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| Princess luncheon meat?
A princess could lunch on my meat...
If she was hot. | |
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ReDfEsTeR Right Hand of Doom
Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:15 pm | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:16 pm | |
| Are there any hot princesses? | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:20 pm | |
| There's errm...
...wait, no... there's not.
What a waste of a luncheon meat joke. Thank invisible shoulder-bunnies it's recyclable. | |
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Eve ~*Blessed Be~*
Number of posts : 9527 Age : 35 Points : -218
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:21 pm | |
| - ignitableduck wrote:
- Are there any hot princesses?
There are many, I just can't think of any right now | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:24 pm | |
| I was trying to think of a way I could utilise the luncheon meat joke being a girl and all, and now I can't get the phrase "beef curtains" out of my head. I blame you for this. | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:28 pm | |
| My flatmate's girlfriend is making me and my flatmate curtains. His are gonna have cows on, and will be called beef curtains, mine will have pigs on and be called pork drapes.
The knowledge that I'm hidden away behind some dangling pork drapes will keep me happy for months and months. | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:35 pm | |
| I can imagine it would.. What with your spongebob bedsheets and dangling pork drapes you're gonna be a proper studulike. | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:38 pm | |
| Just you try and keep the women off me! I also have a toy baby shagging a cuddly toy duck and two toy horses mounting each other on my window sill, a laminated McFly poster, a Rooster tour poster and a Winnie The Pooh callender. I have the king of bachelor pads | |
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ignitableduck Shapeshifting Master of Darkness
Number of posts : 5491 Age : 35 Points : 2619
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:46 pm | |
| To be fair, the McFly poster would have me sold. My mum bought me a McFly calendar for Christmas last year and me and my friend were going to take photos of ourselves in compromising positions and stick them to it.. Shame that never got off the ground really. | |
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P Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:01 pm | |
| I got Sub of the day meal deal for £3.00 cause It was all I had! Score! | |
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ookie Imp
Number of posts : 28 Age : 37 Points : 0
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:09 pm | |
| Luncheon Meat is poopy | |
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Coolsambob Peon
Number of posts : 57 Age : 37 Points : 29
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:50 pm | |
| Aren't McFly awesome? Got my tickets for november. WOO!
What was the sub of the day today? I can't eat a 6 inch, gotta be a footlong, or it just feels like a complete waste of time to me.
I love luncheon meat, but that's because I'll eat anything meaty that's waved in my face. Anything. | |
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P Funky Samurai
Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3
| Subject: Re: People are gay. Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:22 am | |
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