Top 5 things not many people know about you, until now.

Yeah, get a move on then.

Only you can rid yourself of me....by leaving the boards.

Fucking hell, Jason, change the record, anyone would think you're obsessed by this.

Well I'm a figment of your imagination....so YOU'RE obsessed by this.

Seriously though...why don't you leave?

Eugh, I dont have time for you right now.

Then leave.

Err, let's see... no. Some of us want you to top yourself, but we don't always get what we want, now do we, honey bunny.

Theres no reason for you to come on here eve, beyond trying to be in the same place as me.....everyone else dislikes you and many hate your guts....what is the ACTUAL reason you don't go away?

Especially after your whole "oh I want you out of my life" rants.

All I read is blah blah blah blah I hate myself for loving you still blah blah I am a bitter prick blah blah.
Might want to try harder.

No really, all I'd like is a rational reason why you come on here even though you made such a fuss about wanting me gone...

Blah blah blah? Blah blah.
Yep, nothing.

Yeah...I'm getting that problem too...

More blah blah? Yeah. Quite impressive actually

Come on...whats the reason...you mentioned stalking someone....who?

Nope, still can't find the patience to care about whatever it is you are blabbering on about. Try harder, pumpkin.

invisible shoulder-bunnies your so obsessed with me...you utter fucking stalker.

*giggles* Fuck yeah, you are, like, the greatest thing ever(!)

Yes, which is why you can't bring yourself to leave this place, psycho hag.

You do make me laugh, quite alot. Congratulations

So it's his witty quips keeping you around?

No, it's you, shh, don't tell

Tell hor.

Hopefully hor will rip her lungs out.

If you don't want to talk to each other, just don't.

How exciting can one man be?!