annoying cringe worthy day.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1252 Age : 36 Points : 448

and it's not even past 1 yet.

i went to hand in all my shitty cv's that frankly i put a helluva lotta effort into only to be told, yeah go online.

it rained, so my hair went fluffy and my make-up ran.

mum has to torture me in boots by standing looking at menopausal vitamin things as weird old men look on.

she set a alarm off in hmv.

and kept hitting me with her brolly.

FUCK YEAH!

awesome day.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

The moral of the story is, don't hang out with your mum.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1261 Age : 91 Points : 480

I really hate going out with my mum. She's not embarassing, just takes too long with EVERYTHING.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

My mum is pretty cool actually, I'd go shopping with her anyday.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

bidders wrote:: My mum is pretty cool actually, I'd go shopping with her anyday.

Even if she was out buying a Valentine's Day gift for your Dad?

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

My Mum wouldn't ever buy a valentines gift for my old man, I'm safe.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Are they still together?

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

I'm going to the cinema with my Mum this Saturday

Hardcore

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

They were never together, other than when they were fucking and making me.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

OK, her toyboy, then.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Yeah, I'd help her pick some sexy underwear and stuff.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3412 Points : 1184

Pink, you are aware paragraphs and sentences are two seperate things, right? Just checkin'.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

bidders wrote:: Yeah, I'd help her pick some sexy underwear and stuff.

For HIM???? You mean like a pair of lacy y-fronts attached to suspenders? Neutral

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

I'd wear 'em!

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2738 Age : 44 Points : 1888

Can I go shopping with your Mum Col ?
Mine's a nightmare.

Awesome Wizard Whale Number of posts : 4246 Points : 1205

Anytime fury!

She'll probably drag you around game and waterstones.

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

mrblackbat wrote:: Pink, you are aware paragraphs and sentences are two seperate things, right? Just checkin'.

I think she wants us to read between the lines.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3412 Points : 1184

Oh my.

Hero of Time Number of posts : 2738 Age : 44 Points : 1888

The best bits then...

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4943 Age : 56 Points : -131

Sgt Fury wrote:: The best bits then...

lolyer

Subject: Re: annoying cringe worthy day. Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:37 am

My mother takes a long time too, she is so frustrating is Tesco. She writes a sodding list, but then forgets to take the list with her and forgets vital things! ARGH

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3412 Points : 1184

If you were a good daughter, you'd make sure she took the list. I think we all know where the blame lies.

Subject: Re: annoying cringe worthy day. Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:39 am

I HAVE TOLD HER! But she's like "no no, I can remember"

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

This is probably true.

Subject: Re: annoying cringe worthy day. Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:08 am

I prefer to do my shopping alone because that's how it works fastest, but if my mum comes with me, there's the added bonus of her paying for it.

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