News Thread

Dungeon Keeper Number of posts : 7943 Points : 1780

Because you need it

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

Everyone needs it, but does everyone need the news?

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1371 Age : 36 Points : 946

Today the news is that there is no news.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

No news is good news.

Funky Samurai Number of posts : 1198 Age : 39 Points : -3

Subject: Re: News Thread Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:37 am

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Gozer ¬_¬ Number of posts : 4880 Age : 44 Points : 828

Peon Number of posts : 62 Points : 39

Hey, did they fire up the Hadron Collider or what?

Subject: Re: News Thread Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:03 pm

ISAAC HAYES DEAD

this is all scientologys fault.

Subject: Re: News Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:31 am

He got Shafted...

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Quote :: Walcott received an art set for his birthday. 'What do you get a footballer?' he asks. In fact he loves art. He has a C in GCSE art and would like to open a gallery one day.

Subject: Re: News Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:59 am

Haha, what a numpty.

I got a Double C in Science. Maybe I should open a laboratory.

Subject: Re: News Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:12 pm

if you did well in history as well as science, you could probably build a time machine.

Subject: Re: News Thread Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:40 pm

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

You're not very good at the internet, are you fucky.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Not really. I'm an idiot.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Fuckpencil wrote:: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1325746/Road-rage-shame-of-TV's-Bungle-the-Bear-actor.html

It's a long link. You'll have to copy and paste it.

The Telegraph include apostrophes in their addresses. If you take that one out, the link will work.

Subject: Re: News Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:58 am

Did even better in History, I got an A*. I'm pretty much a Time Lord.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

More like a thyme lord...AMIRITE!

Subject: Re: News Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:12 am

Hazarding a guess...no, totally wrong.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Shut it herb boy, go fuck your mate parsley the lion up his roaring anus.

Subject: Re: News Thread Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:22 am

Herb-Boy? I'm distinctly anti-herb.