And how do you feel today? thread

Then your mum's also a posh cow.

I wasn't joking...I wouldn't be surprised if you go overly friendly with the male horses.

tiredhippo wrote:

YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO A HORSE!

YOU SICK FUCK.

It might as well have been a horse, if you get my drift

I used to ride shetlands mostly, they are nasty little cunts

Don't you facepalm me.

I rode a Blackpool donkey once.

Donkeys can be cunts too, but they have lovely big ears

I rode a Blackpool bitch once.

Eve wrote:

Don't you facepalm me.

You bitch and moan when its pointed out you're a slut and then you say stuff like that...such hypocrisy.

Blackpool = Hull with a beach.

I can joke about MYSELF, dear.

There are no "beaches" in England. I despise pebbles

Eve wrote:

There are no "beaches" in England. I despise pebbles

Bournemouth is nice.

No dear...thats not how the world works...thats why comedy shows can rip the shit out of people as long as they don't make false allegations.

You don't get to demand others to retain your dignity when you don't retain it yourself.

It's just you I don't like talking about me like that, just YOU. I don't mind about other people though.

I now feel hungry and frustrated because I'm still stuck

Ollie wrote:

Eve wrote:

There are no "beaches" in England. I despise pebbles

Bournemouth is nice.

Ahh wait, I remember there were some nice sandy beaches in Devon, I was wrong

Eve wrote:

It's just you I don't like talking about me like that, just YOU. I don't mind about other people though.

I now feel hungry and frustrated because I'm still stuck

Give me a valid reason why it matters if its me.

Because you clearly know better. Now, stop ruining the thread and making this about us.

I love that we don't have proper beaches. It means that when you wanna go down the coast you can actually relax without hordes of complete vapid cunts. I love setting up a barbie on a really shite beach. Craply cooked food, mildy warm beer, and a battered football. Always, always fun times.

It's all so wrong, yet works perfectly at the time.

Are nudist beaches always full of old people or the immensely unattractive?

Eve wrote:

Because you clearly know better. Now, stop ruining the thread and making this about us.

I like ruining your threads, PS..more hipocrisy TBH.

Anyway...it hardly matters...everyone thinks the worst about you sex wise, doesn't matter what I say.

Dunno. I've never really wanted to find out. I'd always imagine nude beaches to be kinda like lap-dancing venues. Sounds promising enough until you actually go to one, and find it's full of rotters.

Big fucking woo, Jason, no-one cares.