my day was shit.

how was yours?

i might have one of the following...
hypothyroid, diabetis or cushings disease..

wtf is cushing's disease? im too scared to look.

It's something that makes you chase vampires.

*sigh*

i've already had that joke today.

was it better the second time?

nope.

the first time i went.. oh right.

the second looked like this.

Spoiler:

Hahaha, great. Anyway, you can't look down at anybody. You have diabetes.

i couldn't anyways. im 5 foot 1.

it's not confirmed yet, i have to pee in a jar tomorrow and take it down then i have to get needles in my arms to test the other 2.

Wasn't Hypothyroid one of the Transformers ?
Used to change into a bed and say "I can't be arsed" a lot.

owww..

that's kinda pretty.

LOL, yeah, my mum's got it to, so did my grandma, so i guess the chances of my having hypothroid is more likely than diabetis.

i actually said to the doctor after pulling out a list i wrote i couldn't be arsed then he punched my tummy and made me cry.

You should have hit him back.

i woulda but he's the only one standing between me and nhs drugs.

Cushing's was mentioned on House once.

LOL.

My day was total shit.

awww spec.

how so?

*sits down with a bag of malteaser's and a hug*

Work. Fucking exhausting. I think it's 'cause it's the first time I've worked a normal Mon-Fri week, and had nothing to do. It tires me out, being that bored.

Anyways, I'm gonna solve that problem in the best possible way in a bit. A trip to the pub.

ah yes. the pub.

i'm not allowed to drink... :'(

and it's my effing birthday next monday.

Why aren't you allowed to drink?

It's not so much the drink I'm out for. More for the inevitable lulz, and to dance like a berk later on.

becuase they don't know what i might have yet, i can't drink alchohol or excessive exercise of overly fatty foods until i can be prescriped the correct medication, just incase it's anything dietry related, it's blow if i collapsed at paramedic's thought i was pished but got it wrong i was infact.. DEAD. damn nhs, always fucking up.

That's pretty fucked.

How long 'till they find out what is wrong with you then?

aye, gay.

a week. last time they tested, the test was made void because it got contaminated in the lab, that's why i've had to wait all this long to get it done again. they better not fuck it up this time or i might just have to call claims direct. we could do with a few thou.

Who couldn't? Extra cash is always to be taken. And then spent in a whirlwind of hedonism.

I don't think you can sue the NHS though...all their money is stuck in Iceland. Or I've not been reading the news right.

hellz yeah, fuck a whirlwind.. im going for full on tornado, baby!

yeah, i'd probabley get a polestirine cup filled with dust and leaflet on headlice for my troubles.

i've given up reading newspaper's or watching the news too damn depressing.

I just can't understand most of the long words on the news.

Our docs is great. They've got a crime report box. I mean, you know you're fucked when you actually need to report the failures of the health service to the coppers.