What would you do with £5000?

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Put £3600 in an ISA, and £1400 in a high interest bank account. Depending on the bank, you could get an interest bonus for depositing in installments.

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...what do you mean that's 'too boring'?!

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:34 pm

Swap it for penny coins and see how big a penny tower you can make.

Then attempt to play Jenga using said penny tower.

Great fun, and you still have 5K when you get bored of Penny Jenga.

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:35 pm

Then roll around in it

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Shamone Slime wrote:: Withdraw the whole amount in five pound notes and star in a hip-hop video, in which you disrespectfully (yet coolly) throw the money at bikini-clad women, whilst spitting at them and throwing champagne on them.

You could actually spit in one of their faces and then stick a five pound note to it using your saliva as an adhesive. Well worth the money.

Oh yeah I nearly forgot...you're a woman beater who treats women like shit....thanks for reminding me lee Wink

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Oh...and make an art attack of your money....possibly of the queen of our hearts, princess diana.

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:41 pm

I'm just waiting for someone to put "give it/some to charity"

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I don't beat women or treat them like shit, Hippo.

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Sure you don't, (Tommy) Lee.

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:43 pm

Ahh, that's another one to add to man thread, thankyou

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Eve wrote:: I'm just waiting for someone to put "give it/some to charity"

............do you even know where you are?

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:47 pm

*strangles*

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Quiet small child.

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:54 pm

*mutters*

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QUIET.SMALL.CHILD

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:55 pm

Cum on my face

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:55 pm

I don't want to be him... dammit

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:56 pm

Dammit, he's ruining Dita's arse! *stages protest*

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I'd rather not.

Subject: Re: What would you do with £5000? Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:58 pm

Don't be a twit

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What would you do with £5000? - Page 2 Mwahah12

"You're shit at cybersex"

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Mullberry Bayswater bag in Pillarbox Red = approx £600

I am not really a bag person, this is the only expensive bag I've ever REALLY wanted

Classic Burberry Raincoat = £725

Don't go going all eurgh Burberry on me, these babies are PRE chav

Christian Louboutin Simple Black Pumps = about £600

Timeless

Elegance for all occasions, only about £2000.
£3000 left for overdraft and loan payments.

Can I have the £5000? PLEASE?

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Those shoes...are SHIT.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

You know absolutely fuck all.

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They look like something a fat nanny would wear.