Maestro on BBC

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Best thing on telly.

Sue Perkins to win.

Subject: Re: Maestro on BBC Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:11 am

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Bollocks.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel of reailty tv.

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Maestro

Me and Kath were text bitching throughout.

Peon Number of posts : 91 Age : 44 Points : 10

Oh! That's why Alex James was doing it on the telly the other day! We just thought he was trying it out in keeping with his new landed gentry, cheese farming lifestyle.

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Alex James confuses me - cute country cheese maker attractiveness coupled with rock star attractiveness confuddles my little mind.

Subject: Re: Maestro on BBC Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:24 am

he looked like a twat conducting. i don't pretend to know exactly what they do but i know he was bullshitting it.

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Alex James is always on the telly! From Something For The Weekend to Question Time and now to this bollocks, without anything to promote but himself, he's beginning to look like a fame-starved X Factor cocksucker.

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He is on everything at the moment, it's a little alarming.

To be fair, the ALL looked like a twat conducting, except Goldie who frustratingly somehow manages to get away with it.

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Strangely enough cock-sucking is the only thing I would WANT to see him doing on TV.

Subject: Re: Maestro on BBC Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:32 am

i still won't forgive him for his energy saving advice.

"in the winter, we only heat one wing of our house."

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I wonder how long that avatar would last.

"in the winter, we only heat one wing of our house."
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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Alex James is the perfect guest when you require someone whos considered moderately trendy, yet won't say too much.

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This thread is so old school...like a ye olde board thread.

-weeps with nostalgia-

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tiredhippo wrote:: Alex James is the perfect guest when you require someone whos considered moderately trendy, yet won't say too much.

I thought that was me Sad

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No....you're the perfect guest for when you want someone to take over the cooking for you.

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Actually, that's Pinky.

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No, she's the perfect guest if yopu want someone who'll be drrrty, but won't take it too far.

Subject: Re: Maestro on BBC Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:46 am

what are you talking about? you've got a gob on you Very Happy

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I can cook and spout filth at the same time if you like. That's multi tasking Wink

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....that sounds like it could cause problems with the flavour of the food....

Anyway....BATH.

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ginwai wrote:: what are you talking about? you've got a gob on you

I've got a gob on me? Or someone else?

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Speaking of gobs where are Stevil and Toaster?

Subject: Re: Maestro on BBC Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:58 am

yeah you.

still on the old boards?

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My gob is very shandy dependant, I'm known in some circles for barely saying a word.