10 Hidden Boardies

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

The above ill advised comment, and a complete lack of anything interesting to say whatsoever. I can't remember ever having a genuinely interesting conversation with her. Or witnessing one.

It was like talking to a small child. And like a small child she was EVERYWHERE.

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:00 pm

She didn't seem to consider the dangers of so much unprotected sex, to me that's a bit stupid, and is as reckless and potentially damaging to one's health as smoking, Fucky.

But I can find evidence on every boardie being thick as pigshite, so it's all relative, innit.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

It's also quite repellent witnessing the penis based stupidity of many men on a daily basis.*

*no Hippo, that's not just aimed at you before you go getting all whingy

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Some women (and men) remain childlike. Take Paula Yates, for example. I find it an endearing quality. I remember a fair few pleasant exchanges with Eve. Perhaps the two of you just clashed, seeing you have opposing values and that.

Fair point, SK.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Fuckpencil wrote:: Perhaps the two of you just clashed, seeing you have opposing values and that.

That and she was a complete POOHEAD.

Consigliere Number of posts : 1835 Points : 486

Fuckpencil wrote:: Some women (and men) remain childlike. Take Paula Yates, for example. I find it an endearing quality. I remember a fair few pleasant exchanges with Eve. Perhaps the two of you just clashed, seeing you have opposing values and that.

Fair point, SK.

Didn't Paula Yates die from a heroin overdose?

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:07 pm

tinkapeel wrote:: It's also quite repellent witnessing the penis based stupidity of many men on a daily basis.

I hope you don't include me in this 'many men' - all my penis based stupidity has always, and will always in the future be excluding Eve, thankyouverymuch. I get into enough trouble on my own accord. :/

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

She doesn't seem to bring out the best in people, but you weren't at the forefront of my mind.

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:09 pm

btw, is anyone watching come dine with me? cos theres some proper dickhead bloke on it.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3220 Points : 1002

Hector wrote:: Didn't Paula Yates die from a heroin overdose?

Yeah, but that's a moot point. It was just a cultural reference point to illustrate the personality trait in question.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

I am.

Ducky, are out tellys connected or something?

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:13 pm

Nope, I've not watched anything on TV at all today apart from the football. I shouldn't even be in now, but it's taking someone fucking aaaaaages to get ready tonight. Loooonnnng. Sad

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Is that your GIIIIIIIIIIIRLFRIEND?

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

tinkapeel wrote:: It's also quite repellent witnessing the penis based stupidity of many men on a daily basis.*

*no Hippo, that's not just aimed at you before you go getting all whingy

Well my views tend to be the opposite of most of the primitive minded men on here, so I wouldn't expect that to be aimed at me.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

[quote="ignitableduck"]btw, is anyone watching come dine with me? cos theres some proper dickhead bloke on it.[/quote

YES

He's like Terry Prachet crossed with a pile of piss soaked shit.

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:20 pm

tinkapeel wrote:: Is that your GIIIIIIIIIIIRLFRIEND?

Yes. It's kinda, well less kinda, but you know what I mean, official now, so can't even complain. But also her mates too. Women and their fucking mission to Mars and back before they can throw on an outfit.

Right Hand of Doom Number of posts : 3269 Points : 1094

SHE WILL STAMP ON UR HEART

THEY ALL DO

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:23 pm

i think they must be tink!

yeah hes a BELLEND hippo. hahaha, "why is no one hitting him?".

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

"Why hasn't anybody hit him"

Narrator 4 teh win.

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Oh snap.

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:24 pm

Nah, Red, I'm too chilled for that shite. I'll be worried when it's not all fucking front and gob when I chat and text her, but for now, t'is all cool as, like.

Mentor Number of posts : 6070 Age : 39 Points : 1536

Spectral Knight wrote:

tinkapeel wrote:: Is that your GIIIIIIIIIIIRLFRIEND?

Yes. It's kinda, well less kinda, but you know what I mean, official now, so can't even complain. But also her mates too. Women and their fucking mission to Mars and back before they can throw on an outfit.

WEDDING!

You all moan about us getting ready but you all like the end result don't you. Either be patient or we'll all just wear sacks. I like your girlfriend already, sisterly solidarity.

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:26 pm

it takes me about five minutes to get ready.. could this be why i don't have a boyfriend?

Make it stop! Number of posts : 22552 Points : 5318

Takes me longer than that....

Subject: Re: 10 Hidden Boardies Sun May 24, 2009 2:27 pm

Fucking hell, Tink! Drop the wedding deal, it's scary enough that she wanted me out at a family party of hers on Friday night. Thankfully I was legit hanging, so got to pass up the offer, but meetin' the parents is a massive no-no. It never goes well.

Bollocks to the sack - I'd rather she was wearin' nowt at all. Quicker and cuts to the chase.

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