DESERT ISLAND

O Goncho wrote:

Boardies:
1. Eve
2. Elprawn
3. Shamone Slime

As if you don't take me on your island!!! pffft!!!

I'm glad someone had me down as a first choice. Will you marry me, fraser?

PARTY HARD ACCOUNT wrote:

You're to be trapped on a desert island. You're allowed to take - on a portable multimedia player - five albums, the complete series of one TV show, and three films. You can also take one book and three boardies with you. What are your choices?

No batteries? A desert island wouldnt have electricity.

I'd choose a bloke and two women so there are two blokes and two women.

Winslow wrote:

O Goncho wrote:

Boardies:
1. Eve
2. Elprawn
3. Shamone Slime

As if you don't take me on your island!!! pffft!!!

I'll let you off Fraser, since Hortencia didn't make the list either

Albums:
1. The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
2. Oasis - (What's the Story) Morning Glory
3. The Who - Who's Next
4. The Jam - All Mod Cons
5. The Clash - London Calling

TV show: Red Dwarf

Films:
1. Back to the Future Part II
2. Fight Club
3. Terminator II

Book: The Collected Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series

Boardies:
1. Cropcircle Hair. Having an engineer there might go some way to getting off the island.
2. Fu Manchu. Pretty intelligent, and again, could probably contribute to getting the fuck outta there.
3. Bryn. For the lulz.

"3. erm... narg keeps himself fit. he'll do, unless anyone can suggest someone more useful."

Not a good idea to bring someone whos already cracking up with you.

Albums:
1. The Stone Roses
2. The libertines - up the bracket
3. Kula Shaker - K
4. The Charlatans - Between the 10th and the 11th (this is the one with bananas on the cover isn't it?)
5. The Lightening seeds - Jollyfication

I've gone for music you can sing along to, to keep me sane

TV show:
Faulty Towers (I've seen them all 287342897784932 times and I'm still not bored)

Films:
1. Top Gun
2. Rambo first blood
3. Rambo first blood part II

Book:
Encyclopaedia Britannica (nice and long)

Boardies:
1. Narg - He is wise
2. Ollie - He has physical strength
3. bryn - He makes me lol

"2. Ollie - He has physical strength"

Based on what...the fact he's a drug abusing old man.....

He does look a bit of a hard-grafting grunt, to be fair. Imagine if you give him something physical to do, he'll do it with little complaint.

Are you kidding...he spends most of his work time trying to find things to slice with an industrial gullotine.

Bringing ollie....a man whos obsessed with violence and gore just increases your chances of death tenfold...heck he'd probably be considering cannibalisam well before he started getting hungry....

His only use would be fishing...since he's used to living underwater.

LOL. Like it matters. It's not a particularly scientific survey looking at the precise attributes each boardie could contribute is it? Given that more than one answer has the respondent putting down people for the sole reason that they make them laugh, it's all a bit of a piss-take.

Fact is....ollie would be eating your kidneys within 2 days, while muttering "I'm just not that fond of fish".

He wouldn't, because he's not on my list.

Ollie is a hard working kind of lad, t's the northern spirt.

So by your logic you actually want elgin...

That is the scotch spirit

Spoiler:

Elgin is the most likely to end up on a desert island too, he's always jet-setting all over the fucking place!

Did anyone listen to Robinson crouso on radio four on saturday nihgt? I'm excited about part II

I never really listen to radio shows. I do want to get the audio boxset of Hitchhiker's though.

And there was some other thing I was meant to catch with Arthur Smith that I kept missing. I like his voice.

Albums:
1. Pearl Jam - No Code
2. NIN - Ghosts
3. Therapy? - Infernal Love
4. Mastodon - Blood Mountain
5. Pearl Jam - Live at Soldier Field 1995

TV show:
Life on Mars

Films:
1. Southland Tales
2. Transformers: The Movie (1986)
3. Raiders of the Lost Ark

Book:
Vitalogy (1918 edition)

Boardies:
1. BFD
2. Eve
3. Elgin

Albums:
1. System of a Down: Toxicity
2. Peaches: Impeach my Bush
3. Rammstein: Reise Reise
4. Placebo: Black Market Music
5. Maximo Park: Our Earthly Pleasures

TV show: House (Useful incase anyone comes down with something. I was tempted by Grey's Anatomy but I don't think it'd be the ideal conditions for surgery)

Films:
1. A Clockwork Orange
2. Rashomon
3. Fire

Book: SAS Survival Handbook: How to Survive in the Wild, in Any Climate, on Land or at Sea.


Boardies:
1. Fraser (sex)
2. Maayan (sex)
3. Spatchcock (he can identify all the herbs and mushrooms that are around)

Albums:

I only like singles, so these are my choices:

1. The Cartoonies - 'Witch Doctor'
2. Eiffel 65 - 'Blue'
3. Whitney Houston - 'I Will Always Love You'
4. Celine Dion - 'My Heart Will Go On'
5. The Mavericks - 'Dance The Night Away'

TV show: I don't really like telly, I'd just go for a continuous loop of insurance adverts.

Films:
1. From Justin To Kelly
2. Undercover Brother
3. Spice World

Book: The Bumper Book Of Pub Jokes With Predictable Sexual Punchlines - each joke lasting more than five minutes, and the book comes with a free halitosis spray. But be warned; if I see your attention waning or your diplomatic faux-anticipatory smile slipping, I will get VERY ANGRY INDEED.

Boardies:
1. Damian Littlefair
2. varneynum
3. angelsharmie

Fraser wants an orgy?