What makes you laugh?

i think i missed that one

Its great, you think its just going to be DOND but then it keeps going and gets some surprisingly big celebs, Jeremy Kyle's my favourite one in that.

And the old bloke was in a joke earlier, he's from casualty and slowly trotted up to someone before waiting several seconds to say anything.

yeah, i saw the one with the old bloke.

me and pinky always try and point out things that'll turn up in TV Burp. we're getting really good at it

i was just having a fag and for some insane reason was twiddling my fingers about and i flipped the cigarette out of my hand and onto my face. right by my eye, and it really hurts..but i kind of have to laugh at the regularity with which i injure myself.

you're the new Miss World

she probably does it with more style though.

About injuring oneself, i fell in the stockroom of my shop last Monday in a way i hadn't fallen for a very long time. I think it took a few seconds from the moment i slid to the one i felt myself on the ground, the kind of fall with several steps and i remember, after having tried to avoid falling, havong thinking "oh nevermind" and just let myself go. I'm sure i must have been funny to watch.

And a few minutes afterwards, i bumped my head real hard on a kind of big pipe.

cheers, Bryn. i couldn't find a picture for that.

i've still got my finger strapped up from the weekend garden shear incident.

What happened to you?

rusty shears. tried to clean them. slit my finger. i wrote about it elsewhere but i can't remember where.

those bastards are sharper than you think.

Haha, at least you have an excuse not to work. 'you try typing with your fingers in a splint!'

Indeed, it must be painful.

i've managed almost a week with it though. reckon the only way i can use it as an excuse now is blagging i've got tetanus. i might come in on Monday and arch my back a bit.

i took the plasters off on Tuesday and immediately got the flap of skin caught in the mouse wheel. won't be making that mistake again

ginwai wrote:

i took the plasters off on Tuesday and immediately got the flap of skin caught in the mouse wheel. won't be making that mistake again

it made me shiver!

I'd like to think there's a cowboy somewhere in the world called Rusty Shears.

My car still smells 5 days after my lad projectile vomited in the front seat.
Not good every day when it’s been sat in the sun for 8 hours with the windows closed.
I’ve scrubbed, fabreezed and shake’n’vacd and it still stinks like a bulimic’s bathroom

that's grim. you should charge the little fucker 25 quid.

or a new car. One that smells good.

spray it with vinegar and water, then put baking soda on it. you car might smell a bit like vinegar for a while but its better than puke.

You seem to have a great experience in vomit.

i used to live with just my sister and her "i bet i can eat that whole chocolate cake" son..

Wait, i'm confused. Didn't we decide that I was your sister?

You forgot to tick one of the boxes on the sister application form.

oh, i already have a sister. so you will be gaining TWO sisters. and two nieces and a nephew who you'll have to look after. lucky you