I need to shit me some bricks.

No. It's absolutely ridiculous and these 'assumptions' that you make are merely immature and pathetic attempts at insults. I'm sure people on these boards do know a little about my life. And that little amount of mine adds up to a lot more than the whole of yours.

Nope, you're just the guy who comes on here to insult me, yet shows very little personality beyond occasionaly suggetsing he might like to masturbate over some dull looking female.

Don't flatter yourself, Hippo, I come on here to insult a lot more people than just you. Why would I show my personality on an Internet forum? That's really sad if you think people should do that. If you want information on my life, I'll give you some.

I couldn't find anything in the last three... I'm not wearing contacts atm, I'm with my glasses so that could be the reason

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I'm sure you do as well.

Okay lee, this ones quite good, tell me what you're supposed to see.

Tough one...if you look out the window...you might just see...a coffin.

tiredhippo wrote:

I'd love to care what you think, but I just can't bring myself to give a shit.

Look at her hand...and do a bit of counting.

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Look just below the gut in the blue coat on the left.

oh, LOL

The coffin one was tough.

yeah, I'm still not sure I'm looking at the right thing....

lol. altavista babelfish.

You know, I did get (well most of) these, and I didnt find them particularly brickshit-worthy.

Spoiler:

Genuinely frightening.

Dwarfs scare me.

Oh I see.....the guys wearing a slimer T-shirt.

LOL!!

You need a haircut though...

I had one! It looks even worse now.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Taking a second look at that pic, I think that's the least scary Phil has ever looked..

Oh wow, I didn't know wales had so many cars.