The things you enjoy about Christmas

A real tree? We have to remember the plight of our canine pal, treading on pine needles throughout Advent.

Oh I nearly forgot the most important thing.

NEW VIDEOGAMES!

I want a real Christmas Tree!! We only ever use the fake one That can be my Christmas present this year, theres nothing else I want!!

Fuckpencil wrote:

A real tree? We have to remember the plight of our canine pal, treading on pine needles throughout Advent.

I real life laughed.

I know this says what you enjoy...But I FUCKING HATE mulled wine. I despise the horrible smell which seems to penetrate every little gap and reek the whole house out.

Just go out with an axe handy and some people who can help you steal a tree.

Eve wrote:

I know this says what you enjoy...But I FUCKING HATE mulled wine. I despise the horrible smell which seems to penetrate every little gap and reek the whole house out.

I don't know where Christmas Trees live otherwise I would, I'm a part time lumber jack you know

I really do abhor it with all my might

Winslow wrote:

I don't know where Christmas Trees live otherwise I would, I'm a part time lumber jack you know

My advice is find out when your local primary/secondary school closes for christmas. Go there that night and nick the tree from the skip!

They're usually pretty big and still in good condition.

YOU ARE?!

All the Chrimbo drinks over December. So far we have three meals and a booze session already booked, and that's just work.
Christmas Eve in the only pub in town that you don't need to pay to get into. Absolute dive and it's the only time in the whole year we go there, but somehow being a complete hole makes it that much more fun.
Christmas films. Patrick Stewart and Muppet Christmas Carol particular favourites.
Last day at work before buggering off for the hols. Everyone is always so happy
Wallace and Gromit
Advent calendars.


Christmas like a child.

I hate the fact we're going to my aunties for boxing day which means shitty boiled to death veg

Eve wrote:

I really do abhor it with all my might

**googles abhor**........oh.......the mulled wine? It's not that bad isn't it basically heated up sangria?

Poor simple dan.

Question: Am I too old for an advent calendar?

I love The Santa Clause, but not any of the crap sequels.

tiredhippo wrote:

Poor simple dan.

Question: Am I too old for an advent calendar?

No, I have one!!! You can too!! You're never too old!!

Fuck no.
I have to stop myself from opening up all the little flaps and eating all the chocolate in one go. I used to do that and then close them back up and pretend I'd never eaten them.

Pfft...theres only one 'santa clause' movie.

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I know, but I love Tim Allen. And of course Judge Reinhold's ears.

What Eve really wants for Christmas...

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tiredhippo wrote:

I hate the fact we're going to my aunties for boxing day which means shitty boiled to death veg

Boxing Day is all about the spread of hot and cold finger foods, then buggering off in the evening round a friend's house. Two full days of family stuff would drive me head mental. Plus...you need an excuse to continue the drinking streak. Last year I got Chrimbo Eve to the 2nd.

*snorts*