Your objective is simple: Become King
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a member of the BOD. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Elizabethan?
Stage Two:
Next, you will seize control of Chivalry Council. This will cause countless hordes of Bunny-Fur Barbarians to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with totally bogus documentation, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the Knowne World your Trebuchet of Doom, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a The Steps, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.