I think i've run out of people to shag.

Last night at Tiger Tiger i was chatting up this blonde and then I realised half way through getting her number and name that I already had it on my phone. I'd already shagged her because it was tagged which i do when I've shagged someone. I said, have we met? and she said "I don't know hun. Are you the guy with the dragon tattoo on your back" and it was at that point there that I realised my sex life has jumped the shark. I looked around and realised there were 15 fit girls, and I'd shagged about 8 of them, plus one guy who kept looking at me. Does talent renew itself? It does right?

Can you keep this sort of thing to your pro/cons thread on the old boards, I do enjoy that thread.

tiredhippo wrote:

Can you keep this sort of thing to your pro/cons thread on the old boards, I do enjoy that thread.

that was fast, i hadn't even edited out spelling mistakes.

I think you should keep the spelling mistakes, they add charm.

Sounds awkward.

actually it wasn't that awkward, it was more embarrassing i'd forgot i'd already shagged her.

and she didn't seem to care. must be a girl thing.

Or maybe the rhohypnal worked better than you thought.

the haircut is an improvement but you'll want to remove the beard next.

I already have actually although I'll grow it back as my jaw looks too big without it.

post a photo of it without.

I'd rather not old bean.

It's Layne!

Pompey = slag central.

I'm hoping this will never happen to me.

Isn't Portsmouth's main train station called Pompey Slag Central?

What's he doing in Tiger Tiger anyway? Time and Envy is far better.

There's a Time & Envy in Romford. God I hate that place.

Time and Envy closed in 2003, dear. Liquid and Envy is the closest thing to that.

and it's a disgusting shitty venue full of horrid chavs dressed up in mandatory ben sherman.

Sounds very similar to the Romford one.