i' ve had a dream in english

i love it, because i' m always fluent in these dreams, i speak very easily.

Can you type it easier than you speak it? I wish I could speak another language

So what's prevented you from learning one ?

Being thick

I used to be able to speak German fluently, but years of not bothering means I can only just about structure a sentence now.

I wish I knew German

Need German friend to teach me

I took German for a year, 6 or 7 years ago. I'm completely fluent.

nang

this can be the new official dream thread.

last night one of my dreams involved me going to china on holiday. beijing, specifically. when i got there i went into a restaurant and when youd ordered your food there, you were given a piece of paper with a short personality test thing on it, to determine the best way to present your food to you, for the optimum dining experience. i remember you had to tick all the things that applied to you. one of the boxes had "i enjoy laughing about my meal" or words to that effect next to it. i dont remember if i ticked it it but when my meal came out it was a slab of battered meat of some kind, cut into the shape of a duck.

after that i popped home(?!) to get something id forgotten. home in my dream wasnt like my irl home. while i was away, there was a boy who i would estimate to be about 9 years old looking after my house. he was smoking a cigarette when i arrived. after a while it occured to me that it was probably going to be very expensive and difficult to get another ticket so that i could resume my holiday after getting whatever it was that id forgotten (i dont remember what it was). immediately after that, it occured to me that i had no recollection of how i got home from china at all. then i woke up.

Thankfully I haven't had any dreams in a while, none I remember anyway. They always tend to be nightmarish, even the ones that don't sound like nightmares when you describe them have me waking up in a frenzied sweat*.

Spoiler:

Endlich ein grund zur panik.

I' ve had a terrible dream last night! I have a 58 year old colleague i get along really good with, she' s very nice. I dreamt that i was in some kind of girl school, and the school seemed to be haunted. After many events, i found out that my colleague wanted to kill and eat me! At this point i woke up feeling very chocked.

Night before last I dreamed I was working in the same office as Stephen Merchant, where he declared his love for me regardless of his girlfriend and my Matthew. He suggested we run off and save the world together, then the building started collapsing and we had to get out.

I then had a cup of tea with my Mum to discuss matters.

I feel a bit weird about him now.

Stephen Merchant? Why don't you just put as goldfish up your vagina?

I'll have you know he was a perfect gentleman.

His eyes were perfect?

Pretty good.

You fucking sicko.

last night I dreamt that I was making out with some girl.... I didn't enjoy it, but didn't hate it either.....

Go figure

Apparently most dreams only last a few seconds, how the hell can that be true?!

please delete that picture from your omputer....

I once had a dream about eels, I have always hated eels, it was probably about my journey through t.p since it was at that time