So, I went on Eggheads...

i'm outraged.

yeah he was a bit fruity that one! he has a well timid voice as well

loads of fit female pro dancers tho flavia

yeah i know its well not fair! and you got rachel stevens etc and we got.. john. and gary rhodes. HUMPH. i did like austins tits though.

but you get anton du beke every year! a true gent.

i want stacey slater off eastenders on it next year. or minty!

ignitableduck wrote:

waxwork paedophile!

if i ever start a band..

i might get famous just so i can go on strictly.

i want a mention on the album sleeve!

i can only do podgy wedding dancing. but i'm definitely entering into the ticket ballot for next year. i gotz to see me some strictly live

ReDfEsTeR wrote:

but you get anton du beke every year! a true gent.

i want stacey slater off eastenders on it next year. or minty!

is Anton Du Beke the lovechild of Bruce Forsyth and Rob Brydon? he was doing some shitty cooking show last week and it was uncanny.

good call on Minty.

I fucking hate anton, I swear to god he's got a special kind of botox that fixes that stupid grin on his face.

he's a freakish little man.

What have you been drinking this weekend gin?

San Miguel, Innis and Gunn and some Bailey's cocktails. alas, we had no wodka for a White Russian but i mixed Bailey's Kahlua and milk with satisfying results. is that a Caucasian?

Anything with Kahlua in is at least a half cast.

I have got back into Sam Smiths Special Stout.

cannot do stout. it's like drinking burnt food.

This tastes a bit like coffee...

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It's luck of the draw as to how much you're competing for. It could be £1K between five people. It could be £30K between five people. Fair play for giving it a whirl. Try Millionaire. Daphne's so old. It's not pleasant to look at people so old, let alone see them in giant form.

why wasn't Judith on the team today?

i think they're rotating 'cos of the new bloke. but i think they're going to start having teams of six soon so all the eggheads will be there.

I don't like the new bloke, nor did I like the other host.

You don't like dermot or jeremy? One of my housemates literally cannot tell the difference, despite them looking nothing alike.

Yeah I don't like the new bloke either. His face does make me laugh though.

Jeremy.

Dermot is the better of the two by a mile.

Yeah, I do love Dermot. But Jeremys mean to CJ sometimes so he'll do.

jeremy always has his head turned slightly to the right. it annoys the shit out of me!!! aagagagag

i can't believe i've missed 2 celebrity episodes

i got two sport questions right today! they were like, the easiest questions in the world, but still.

What were the correct answers?

The first two are A. Fuck knows about the Beegees.