Top 5 Sprint Tracks - Tracks That Are Under 1 Minute 50 Seconds

Lighting Bolt aint got shit on us, GO!

The Ballad of Serenity - Sonny Rhodes (0:52)
Classico - Tenacious D (0:59)
The Rock Garden - The Bedlam Bards (1:00)
Awaken Mustakrakish - Dethklok (1:01)
Oo-De-Lally - Roger Miller (1:01)
The Legend of Zelda - (not) System of a Down (1:01)
Duncan Hills Jingle - Dethklok (1:12)
Six Shooter - QOTSA (1:19)
History - Tenacious D (1:42)
Five Feet High and Rising - Johnny Cash (1:47)
You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) - The White Stripes (1:50)
Fell in Love with a Girl - The White Stripes (1:50)

I'm sorry Dan, I did try to whittle it do---that's not true, I just went through my iTunes and picked all the ones that qualified that I liked.

And you will know us by the trail of dead - Ode to isis
Daft punk - Night vision
Fonda 500 - recall
Gonzales - Chilly in F minor
little death orchestra - Putti in my hands

Pretty much anything from Pink Flag by Wire.

Angry Samoans - They Saved Htilers Cock (1min 39secs)

Dead Kennedys - Hyperactive Child (37secs)

Crass - Punk Is Dead (1min 48secs)

The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster - Grrr (46secs)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - They're Red Hot (1min 11secs)

1. mommy, whats a gravedigga? - gravediggaz ( 1:44 )
2. stay true - ghostface ( 1:39 )
3. hyperpower! - nine inch nails ( 1:42 )
4. doll - foo fighters ( 1:23 )
5. tough guy - beastie boys ( 0:58 )

The Who - It's a Boy ( 0.38 )
British Sea Power - Men Together Today ( 0.41 )
The Who - We Got a Hit ( 1.18 )
The Jam - All Mod Cons ( 1.20/1.21 depending on the mix)
The Ramones - Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue ( 1.37 )

Done in length order for convenience.

The Dillinger Escape Plan - The Mullet Burden
Converge - Vengeance
King's X - Go to Hell
Tomahawk - Long, Long Weary Day
Superjoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy

Next you should make an 120 minutes request thread. Obviously it'll be completely pointless here, but then it'll be no different to making it on the other ones.

Hilarious idea. I'm considering it... :p

anything by Zeke

Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band - 'Apes-Ma' (0:40) A spoken-word piece that manages to be both hilarious and strangely heartbreaking.


Tom Waits - 'Frank's Theme' (1:49)

Tom Waits - 'I'm Still Here' (1:49)

Tom Waits - 'Cemetery Polka' (1:46)

Tom Waits - 'Just Another Sucker On The Vine' (1:46)

Tom Waits - 'Fawn' (1:43)

Tom Waits - 'No One Knows I'm Gone' (1:42)

Tom Waits - 'Johnsburg, Illinois' (1:33)

Badly Drawn Boy - 'This Song' (1:32)

Faith No More - 'Jim' (1:15)

The Misfits - 'Hybrid Moments' (1:42)

The Ramones - 'Judy Is A Punk' (1:32)

Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band - 'Frownland' (1:41)

Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band - 'A Carrot Is As Close As A Rabbit Gets To A Diamond' (1:38)


You could only actually sprint to two of those songs, but I love them all like they were my retarded children.

BRYN_BORANGA wrote:

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do you like 'the ocean doesnt want me', bryn? that probably wouldve made my list if it was 2 seconds shorter.

bantha_fodder+ wrote:

do you like 'the ocean doesnt want me', bryn? that probably wouldve made my list if it was 2 seconds shorter.

Well, I did recite it about 70 times on the ferry on the way over to Dublin to see his Tomness, so, yeah. I don't think my friends would care if they never heard it again though. There's some other Tom Waits tracks I like that meet the criterion of the thread, such as 'Trouble's Braids', but I thought more than 7 tracks by the same artist might be considered overkill.